Julie Chen says that after a long, long talk with Justin, the show psychologist recommended that the producers remove him from the house. Justin, she says, left the house shortly thereafter, without packing his things. The next morning, the producers woke the rest of the houseguests and called them into the living room for a meeting. Everyone looks sleepy, and un-made-up, but not surprised. I'm sure everyone has already heard some version of the events. The disembodied voice explains that their safety "remains of paramount importance," and, for that reason, Justin has been exiled from the house. The houseguests are asked to pack up Justin's belongings.
Mike's practically crying about this. "My alliance!" he screams. "My precious Chill Town!" Well, that's what he's thinking, anyway. Actually, he just sniffs and looks up into the camera piteously. "They ask us to pack up all his stuff, like he's dead!" he sobs. ["They've known each other a week, right? O...kay." -- Wing Chun] Will points out to Mike that Justin did have a habit of destroying show property, like the chess set.
Outside, Kent sniffs that he knows he ought to feel sorry for Justin. "But I don't," he says. "He did it to himself."
In the bathroom, Bunky has locked himself in the toilet area and cries, leaning his head on the toilet paper rolls. In the Big Blue Chair of Get Over It Bunky, he sniffs that he feels like Justin committed suicide, and that he, Bunky, tried to help Justin and he failed! He sniffles. Bunky, get a grip. Justin would have smacked you upside the head in a hot second.
Shannon, Mike, and Will pack Justin's things. They laugh at the fact that his driver's license says, "boat operator only."
On the patio, Monica tells Bunky to get a hold of himself.
The consensus from the Non-Chill Town Crowd is that the house is much safer now that Justin is gone. "People are breathing easier," Hardy, my new boyfriend, says.
Mike's still crying. He says that all he wants is closure. Maybe you ought to compose a rap in Justin's honor, Mike. It might make you feel better.