And now, the sequence that raised my blood pressure. Margene can't find her keys anywhere, but she found her watch. So she realizes she's running late. She then grabs the moon costume and bolts downstairs to round up the four little boys. Then she jogs outside, baby in arms and moon costume tucked under an elbow, still looking for her keys. Back inside, across the back yard, still hauling all her stuff, with the two older boys trailing her. Where is her older toddler? Margene heads to Barb's, opens a door, and sets off the alarm. "Oh, fuck!" she yells, then cringes as she realizes she cussed. Her baby doesn't mind (and he's dang cute in his plaid bucket hat. I love when people dress babies like retirees!).









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