Outside, the party is in full swing. Nicki watches as Barb wanders around the yard, looking for Bill. Let's hope she doesn't find him for at least a few more minutes. Margene comes up to Nicki and proudly tells her, "Boss Lady outed us to the neighbors." Nicki isn't nearly as freaked out by the news as Ben, who walks away from his other two moms looking confused.

Kathy and Wanda sit together, each of them holding a sparkler. Kathy leans over and asks if Wanda's wearing the fresh underwear Kathy set out for her. "Stop smothering me," Wanda snaps at her coldly. Hee. I think Wanda might actually turn out okay. Her kid's fucked, of course.

Barb has found Bill, and it's apparent by the lack of yelling that he was able to disengage from Ana before that happened. She says that she told Pam, and he says he appreciates it. She clarifies that she told Pam everything. "It's not a secret anymore, Bill. Not on our block, at least." Bill doesn't look at all displeased at the news; for once, he's thinking more about how it affected Barb, and he gazes at her with pride. Barb delivers an ultimatum: she's the wife or nothing. Bill's only too happy to agree. They kiss, as Margene and Nicki watch in varying degrees of relief from across the yard. I am also relieved that Barb doesn't seem to detect Bill's Ana-breath. When they come up for air, Bill has an idea to show Barb just how First she really is: He asks Barb to be on Weber Gaming's board of directors. And new, improved, powerful Barb only pretends to think about it for a minute before she agrees. Too bad we won't get to see Margene's reaction to being demoted from Mrs. Weber Gaming.

It's quite a different scene in front of the Big House at Juniper Creek, where it's pretty much the opposite of the homecoming Roman must have envisioned for himself. Joey's car is surrounded by Utah state police vehicles with their flashers going. The one trooper who has gotten all the lines all season makes Joey and Adaleen get out of the car, and handcuffs Roman. Alby comes out of the house, looking pretty smug about the welcome he had time to arrange thanks to Nicki's warning. Adaleen screams that he's a traitor. Roman gets arrested for seven counts of violation of the Mann Act. Which, as the trooper helpfully explains, means "Transporting women across state lines for immoral purposes." The look Roman is giving Alby is not one of defeat.