Big Love
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I Saw What You Did Last Morning

When Bill finally comes downstairs, Nicki shreds him for being late and he's all, "What?" There's a testy conversation about soccer camp, and then Nicki goes into a monologue about her electrical system: "I rewired from the circuit-breaker to the meter and it still keeps blowing fuses." And let me just say: if the Henricksons need money that badly, they should just send Nicki out as an electrician. Margene and her youngest let themselves in, and Nicki continues to harp on Bill's spousal neglect by adding, "Marge's toilet's clogged." Margene protests that it's fine, because she knows how to work a plunger. Bill breaks it to them both that he's taking the day to take Frank to the compound. Nicki stomps off in high dudgeon.

Sarah's off at work, listening to Heather prattle on about her assorted Mormon volunteer opportunities, before she finally drops the most unsubtle hint in the world: "I'm very tolerant, I'm very open-minded, and I'm totally understanding." Sarah gives her a long, level, I'm-on-to-you look, and when Heather finally smiles awkwardly and walks off, Sara lets herself grin ruefully. Her little friend Miss Fingerbang has been eavedroppong on all this, and she's openly amused, too.

Bill strides into Frank's hospital room like a man who's steeling himself for a full-body waxing, and curtly tells Frank he's taking him home. Frank tells him, "I don't need your help, I got wives coming for me." Bill is having none of it.

Back at the Fake '50s joint, Sarah's cleaning up trays outside and she asks Heather if she's closing. Heather explains, "My aunt's coming to visit. We used to be real close. Then she left the church and moved to California, and it caused as big rift at first, but she's still welcome in our house. And you know what? Even when we don't approve of someone's actions, I think that love is still unconditional." Sarah says, "You are so determined!" but she's smiling while she says it. Then she snaps, "Look, I'm a polygamist. My parents are -- so what?" Heather says, "I just wanted to let you know that I knew...I didn't want to be rude." Awww. I think Heather's awesome. Sarah snots something about Heather ratting her out to her state-trooper father and Heather says, "Probably. You know...'cause I tell him everything." Sarah looks shocked and Heather scoffs, "Why does everyone think I have no sense of humor? I don't care what your parents do. I just want to be friends, okay?" Sarah just drinks it all in, waving off Miss Fingerbang's request for a fishwich. Heather adds, "I should tell you, I don't agree with polygamy." Sarah rolls her eyes and says, "Yeah? Well, guess what? Neither do I." They have a nice little moment that's all interrupted by Miss Fingerbang snapping, "Hello? Fish. Wich."

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