Bionic Woman
Bionic Woman

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Miss Alli: B+ | 445 USERS: C+
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Paradise Lost

Jae strolls up to a hotel entrance, where the doorman greets him familiarly and tells him, "Your wife is waiting for you upstairs." Jae heads inside, and we see that this place is called the Yellow Rose Hotel. Get it? Get it? She gave him a yellow rose before, and now they're at the...never mind. Jae opens the hotel room door already with his gun held in girlfriend-shooting stance. He looks at the fireplace and has a flashback of doing it with Starbot in front of the fire. He steps into the main part of the room, and he turns his gun on Starbot, who is crouching in a most unnatural pose with her back against a marble pillar, basically looking like she's posing for an ad for her boots. "You always were good at following instructions," she coos breathily. He continues to hold the gun with confusion on his face, and she says, "You're not going to kill me twice, are you?" Weirdest foreplay ever. She stands in her super-heels and approaches him. He allows her black-polished nails to force the gun down, meaning that if he dies at this point, he will deserve it. "[Starbot], " he breathes. He warmly touches the side of her head, right near where he shot it. "Happy anniversary," she says. Sexy robot lady! ["Sexy robot trainer." Joe R]

We return to Paradise, where Toothpaste Girl is being escorted out of her house by Jaime and Ruth, and she's quite distraught at all the death and destruction outside. I don't understand where she was when all this happened. Sleeping? For the entire time that everyone died in the street? Does she play her iPod that loudly? She pauses to eulogize her grandparents, saying, "They were good to me," and then she's done with that, and she just asks "what did this." Ruth tells her that's what they're trying to find out, and Toothpaste Girl doesn't understand why she's still alive. Ruth asks if she remembers anything weird about the morning, and Toothpaste tells her that there was a big truck driving around last night, "like a gas truck," and she noticed it circling the town. You know -- they may be onto something! Ruth rushes off, telling Jaime to "stay out of trouble."

Bionic Woman

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