Bionic Woman
Bionic Woman

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Miss Alli: B+ | 445 USERS: C+
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Paradise Lost

Outside, Ruth and Jaime and Toothpaste run smack into a guy dressed in all black, who points a gun and tells them to get down. They do, just in time for Antonio (for it is he) to take aim at the guys who are coming up behind them. See, they've been rescued! By big boys with guns! The good guys (in black) take control of the camo guys, and Antonio peels off his mask. "Who are you people?" Toothpaste asks, and Ruth says, "We're with the Department of Agriculture." Hee hee. Okay, now, see, if they can embrace the camp a little bit, as with that line, this show will really not be all that bad. It won't be good, but it won't be awful. It might even be fun, a little.

Back from another set of commercials (of which there are many, it feels like), we find Starbot and Jae on the floor in front of the fire, covered by a sheet, having had a nice anniversary celebration. He asks her why she killed all those people, and she says she thinks she was "hacked." He sits up. "I watched you die," he says. She says she understands that he had no choice but to shoot her. That's pretty understanding of her, really. Frankly, I'd be mad.

In a café somewhere, Jaime and Antonio are with Toothpaste, and Jaime asks Toothpaste if she's all right, and Toothpaste says she is, and she thanks Jaime for the fistfight and everything. And then Toothpaste goes running out of the restaurant, because it appears that her mom has arrived in a car outside. As Toothpaste and Mrs. Toothpaste embrace, Jaime asks Antonio if Toothpaste is the only survivor, and he says she is -- apparently, she has some weird immunity. Antonio says that now, they have to find out if there's more toxic stuff, and who the guys were who spread it. Jaime wants to know how. Antonio says she can leave that to him (little lady).

Bionic Woman

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