Bionic Woman
Bionic Woman

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Miss Alli: B | 458 USERS: C+
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Anyway, Starbot takes a drink, and Jaime asks if she knows her. You know, from some class, or the line at the coffee place, or smashing into her with a truck. Starbot agrees that they "met very briefly." Starbot asks Jaime to "guess" where they met, and just then, Jaime slices her finger open while cutting a lime. The next round of hepatitis is likewise on the house, I suppose. Starbot offers to look at it, and Jaime says it's fine, and then she looks at Starbot, and from the intense music and the endless staring, it's clear that she remembers where she saw Starbot. Either that, or the two of them are indeed on the planet Lesbianporniana, and this show is about to take quite a turn. Suddenly, Jaime looks around and realizes that she's seeing through some kind of optical device with a kind of tracking target thing, and she also realizes that she can hear a dude clinking the ice in his glass from across the room. Starbot looks at Jaime knowingly as Jaime takes in a dude muttering something pervy to the woman he's with. As Jaime returns her gaze to Starbot, Starbot says something or other to her, but it's distorted on account of the super-hearing, and Jaime drops the bottle (or glass, or whatever) she's holding, allowing it to dramatically drop to the ground.

Jaime flees into the ladies' room, where she immediately hurls into the nearest toilet. Should have asked for the bionic tummy! As she rinses out her mouth at the sink, Starbot is suddenly there, saying, "Let me help you." She tells Jaime to take deep breaths, then says, "It's like that, the first time the eye and ear implants come online." Jaime looks up and stares at Starbot in the mirror. Starbot tells her that it's information overload, and she has to learn to "focus it" and to turn it off and on. The two women stand at the mirror, and Starbot picks up Jaime's hand and notes that her finger has stopped bleeding already and shows no sign of injury. "You're a fast healer," she coos, and I swear to God, they're playing this entire scene like these women are totally going to make out any minute now. Jaime finally pulls her hand back. "Who are you?" she asks. "Who are you?" Starbot asks her. This show is the worst factory for witty comebacks since -- wait for it -- According To Jim. (I get a bonus every time I do that.) Jaime just looks down into the sink, and when she looks up again, Starbot is gone. Back out in the bar, Jaime suddenly hears a husky voice whispering her name. Her bionic ear can pick it out, and when she finally spots Starbot in the crowd, she says, "Tell everyone Sarah Corvis says hello." Exit Starbot.

Bionic Woman

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