Dr. Once-Was-Sloane says, "You've been coming here for three months, Helena. You've barely said a word." We're supposed to get the sense from the way Helena sprawls on the couch and her contemptuous looks that she's a capital-B Bad Girl. "Talk therapy works better when you actually speak," continues Dr. Quinzel. How well does sarcasm therapy work? Pretty well, as Helena retorts that she doesn't need anger management anymore, since she's "cured" and Dr. Quinzel is a "genius." Undeterred, Quinzel lists Helena's transgressions as Helena dismisses them. "You sideswiped two cars, flattened a stop sign, crushed a fire hydrant " "I was in a hurry." " and knocked out a security guard." "I shoved him. To get him out of the way. Barely even touched the guy." Wow, is this girl Trouble! Bet you any money she smokes, too. Quinzel asks why she was in such a hurry, and Helena says she had things to do. Quinzel cocks an eyebrow and says, "I understand that whatever it was seemed urgent to you," prompting a "no, you don't understand" rant from Helena. You know, the "you don't know anything about me" type of speech. Oh, and she also manages to say "it's all good."









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