Gedrick starts chasing the punks, and somehow the driver instantly sees this in his side-view mirror through his tiny mask holes. "Oh, my God!" he shrieks. It sounds like one of them shouts, "Run!" as they start the car and take off. Gedrick leaps onto the back of the car. The kids scream and start weaving the car back and forth across the street. Luckily, there aren't any parked cars or children around on Halloween night, so they can just swerve around with reckless abandon. "He's on the car!" one of them screams. "Get him off!" another screams. "Stop this asinine script!" I shout. The boys all scream. "Is he still there?" one of them asks. What? It's a tiny two-door Datsun; you can't see the giant man on the hood? The film goes into black and white as Plumpkins shouts, "Yes! Get him off!" The car keeps swerving until they almost run into Ray, who just now has his siren on. The car has no choice but to swerve up the driveway of the house they robbed earlier, of course, and everyone screams as Gedrick flies over the car to the ground. Has one cop been hit by a car in every episode? Or has someone at least flown through the air because of a car starting or stopping, right? It's pretty close. The Presidents lift their masks and go, "Dude!" Plumpkins notes that this place looks familiar. "Okay, you punk bastards," Old Man says. "Now, you're gonna get it!" He holds his gun up. Fake Knoxville starts saying, "Oh, shit! Oh, shit!" By the way, they totally waxed his eyebrows before this scene. Ray points a gun at the old man. "Put the gun down, sir! Do it now!" Ray says. Then immediately, again, "Put the gun down, sir! Do it now!" This show makes me feel like my brain's got a scratch, with all the repeating. "Who the hell are you?" the old man asks, inexplicably, giving Gedrick enough time to stand up so the Old Man can shoot him. "Oh!" someone says with the wrong line reading and the kids in the car start freaking out. "Is he dead?" one asks quickly. Ray tells the old man to get on his knees, and for some reason he does it without shooting Ray, too. The old man says that the gun just went off, he swears, as Ray confiscates the weapon. The kids in the car are freaking out. "Shh! Whick!" one of them says. Gedrick -- still in full Scream costume -- stands up and nurses his shoulder with loud moans and groans. The kids in the car all scream in unison as the "hilarious" B-story comes to a close.