Teresa. Who? Heh. And, by the way, can I get a fucking commercial break? Jeez. Teresa's gonna go in the building, since she's the only paramedic in all of Los Angeles and clearly there's nobody more qualified -- like the doctor Eat Me specified -- or anything. Wahlberg is, of course, right at Teresa's side, reminding her once again that she doesn't have to do this, that she doesn't have to do this, and also -- she doesn't have to do this. But she wants to, you see. Wants to. Needs to. Wears her mother in her chest pocket, needs to. She's going to take her partner, the still shell-shocked Randy, in with her. Randy's like, "Man, I don't even get a POV on this show. I don't have to die now, do I? Can't I just remember that I've got a phone in my jacket pocket again?" Ray steps up here and announces that he's going in instead: "Instead of Teresa." "And Randy!" comes a tiny muffled voice from Randy's direction. Ray says he's getting off the couch. Teresa says she has to go in because of some paramedical deficiency we're just learning Randy has. Teresa's the only person in Los Angeles who understands gunshot wounds. Randy says that he'll be okay and he's her partner, so he's supposed to be in there. But Teresa tells Randy not to go, and that Ray's better equipped to handle the tense situation. Poor Randy, always getting the shit end of the stick around here. Randy's a hottie, y'all. Gedrick! Get on that shit! Okay, now Wahlberg's penis is feeling a little threatened, so he takes off his jacket (for whatever reason) and announces, "Okay, you know what? I'll go in with her." Oh, thanks for finally stepping up, Wahlberg, but you're too late. Ray already volunteered to be Teresa's hero. There's some bickering and big-man talk. We learn that the black man who's been hanging around, asking about turkeys, being in the important meetings, is the captain. "You said to step up, Captain?" Ray asks him. "I'm stepping up." The captain agrees to let Ray go in with Teresa, and it's all settled. Gedrick asks, "Randy? Help me find him something to wear?" And Gedrick and Randy go back into the closet once again.