Hey, hey, it's the middle of a high-priority murder case involving a Hollywood hot shot and a Vietnamese girl! Who wants to play softball!?! Everybody!! Well, come on down! Nobody's busy working, anyway! It's the paramedics against the cops, so absolutely everyone's there! I'll bet Andrea's reporting on it, somewhere from deep beneath the bleachers! Teresa's up to bat, and Joel's on first base, watching her, watching her real good. At first I thought it was little league, because Teresa looks about nine in that helmet. But there's Fearless, letting me know that these are grown-ups playing on whatever the fuck day it's supposed to be. Fearless throws the pitch, and Teresa hits it. She runs, and Wahlberg holds her in his arms, wrestling with her, groping her boobs as he catches the ball and tags her out. Willy -- who's inappropriately standing around with no parental supervision, about to recreate a recent World Series moment -- screams that Teresa is out. Wahlberg knows that Teresa is only in, in, in, baby, and tells Willy that he was just flirting...I mean, "kidding" with the pretty lady, by holding her closely. It had nothing to do with softball. Teresa actually tells the kid that Wahlberg was cheating, so I guess honesty is important in that family. Wahlberg finally throws the ball back into the game. Good thing everyone had to stop and wait for the lovefest to end before the game could continue.