It's all so terribly bad, you guys. This is painful to watch again. More shooting; this time it appears as though people are shooting from the building across the street. They don't bother to make it understandable. Fearless climbs up on the roof instead of picking up Lara and letting her get up there first by lifting her easily onto the roof. He decides to go up first and then pull Lara up by her arms to increase the "tension." Where the fuck is backup? Nine thousand units respond to a missing ambulance, but nobody's by the 10?
Russians shoot up the roof, but Fearless and Lara use their psychic abilities to dodge every single bullet shot at them. Fearless never misses one shot.
Wahlberg's car pulls up on an empty street free of cars or Russians. He gets out, and Fearless shouts that he's going to throw Lara down and Wahlberg has to catch her. This is a solid plan, everyone agrees, and luckily those Russians haven't figured out how to "surround" a place, so they don't see the back part of the hotel -- the place where Wahlberg's just parked in the middle of the street, posing no problems. Also no problem is Wahlberg catching a ninety-pound girl from two stories up -- just a little stagger and a drop (insert Lara's fake scream with an echo effect for no reason), but he's fine. Lara's in the car and she's fine, too. Everybody's just great! Nobody really dies in Boomtown! Wahlberg takes extra time getting the girl in the car and running around it to drive off, giving one last look to Fearless.













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