Tom. The assholes from the hot tub are calling what happened an episode of The X-Files. Gedrick explains that Albert Beechum's body was stolen from a funeral home and ended up in the hot tub. Goatee and the Idiot are even more skeeved out that the body was already dead before it fell dead into their hot tub. Ray says that he and Gedrick need to know everything that happened, even before the body fell. For no reason at all, Ray calls these guys by the name "Hollywood."

But to the Conk and Sons Funeral Home, where the worst scene in this show's history is filmed. A familiar blonde is pretending to be so stupid that I don't even want to have to subject you to this writing again. She was Albert's wife, and he died while they were being newlyweds. Ray says he gets it, beaming and nodding: "The deceased passed in flagrante." The oldest joke in the world, the blonde corrects that he died while they were doing it. BOO! Was this blonde on the show before? She really looks familiar. ["She played Gabriel Dimas's mom in the first season of Six Feet Under." -- Wing Chun] Was she the yoga whore? Look, this entire sideplot means nothing to this show and it's almost over, so I'm just going to hurry it up so we can get to the rest of the shittiness. Dumb Blonde -- who looks a little like Lesley Ann Warren -- says that she used to date this guy named Charlie, who was Albert's best friend before she started dating Albert, and who might have some kind of grudge against Albert, but that there's no way he'd ever do anything like this. This, of course, means that Charlie did this. This blonde is way too cheery to be a widow. I'd check her background. Maybe she's drunk. She slurs her words as she makes a joke about how Charlie's such a wimp that if he threw himself at the ground, he'd miss. Who wrote this episode, Red Skelton? Gedrick looks right at the camera at one point, pleading with us, "Get me the fuck off this show. I'm so sorry for whatever it was I did."