"As long as you promise not to start shouting, 'I'm David E. Kelley, and this is my hot-ass wife Michelle Pfeiffer! I have a trunk full of Emmys and a scorching piece of live-in tail!'"
"Oh, all right."
This season, on Lost-In Cliché: The superintendent is mean; an anti-bra revolution occurs; Lauren flirts with Harry; Principal Steve gives an impassioned speech about good teachers or something; Harry tells Milton and Coach Kevin about his tryst with Ho-lita. My very breath is baited. That's sarcasm, except for the part about the anti-bra revolution.