So this is the standoff. Hank and Gomez on one side ("DROP YOUR WEAPONS!"), Jack and the Nazis on the other ("Let’s see some badges! Actually never mind, we really just want to kill some people!"), Walt in handcuffs in the back seat ("JAAAAAAACK!") and Jesse hiding out behind Walt’s car. When the guns start firing, I can’t believe Hank and Gomez aren’t killed immediately, since they aren’t hiding behind the SUV yet. Walt gets low in the back seat. Jesse hides too. But bullets are everywhere. Who knows whose getting hit. The only one we know for sure survives -- based on the flash-forwards -- is Walt. And Hank, having just told his wife he loves her, is surely a goner based on all known laws of television and movies. Beyond that, we’ll have to tune in next week, because we hit the credits MID-GUNFIRE. God damn it.

Joe R just hopes Todd bites it. He can be reached for lavish praise and nothing but at joseph.reid21@gmail.com.

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