Breaking Pointe
Breaking Pointe

Episode Report Card
Sara Brady: B | 395 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Last One Out Turn Off the Lights

Adam talking heads about what a long, hard season this has been. Yeah, these past six weeks have been a real kick in the face for me too. Christiana and Chris are packing up to go camping and OF COURSE they have an adorable mutt puppy! Adam says she holds the whole company together, and that she's just getting better and better. She interviews that she knows dance won't make her rich or famous and might well cripple her, but that she loves it.

Adam says Beckanne is the future of Ballet West. The future will apparently not involve deep-conditioning treatments. She meets up with a dancer who might be named Amy, and who is presumably less awesome than she is and is therefore suitable as Beckanne's new nonthreatening sidekick. They decide to go shopping and scare the bajillikers out of some poor pedicurist with their gnarled hooves.

Adam turns his attention to Ronald, of whom we have seen precious little these past few weeks. Now that his lady is gone I'm worried he's going to fly to Rome and try to commit suicide-by-sunlight-and-Michael-Sheen (ALL RIGHT! I'm sorry about all the Twilight references! I am a grown woman and suitably ashamed of myself!). Adam says he's still green, but has potential if he focuses. Rex, he says, could be a serious leading dancer. Rex says next year he wants peace and no chaos and to focus on his dancing.

Allison, Adam says, is so versatile and so professional (HA!) and that's why he keeps throwing stuff at her. Like burly-eyebrowed boys? Allison says she doesn't know what's in her future but she needs to start making decisions that will make her happy. I recommend Doritos. Ronnie wants to be a principal dancer, Adam says. Ronnie loves his motorcycle, Ronnie reminds us, because he is So Butch and Manly.

In New York, Adam goes to Alvin Ailey. Everyone there looks very young and ready to jump into his meat grinder. Back in Utah, Allison, goes to Rex's apartment. He lets her in. WHAT. NO. BLARG.

And that's it, folks. What did you think of Breaking Pointe?

Breaking Pointe

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP