Cabin in the woods. The dancers rented a place out of town for the weekend for Liz's surprise birthday party. Chase is blowing up balloons. Beckanne is whining. Josh arrives with cake. Josh is great. He speculates about how Chris and Christiana aren't spending much time together, and Allison says she doesn't know why they're apart so much, but she likes having her friend around. Chase picks up Beckanne and boy dancer Adrian picks up Allison on his shoulders so they can hang streamers. Hey, that's one great reason to keep boy dancers around: no need for ladders.
Liz arrives, escorted by Silver, and is delighted by the party. The girls put on their bikinis and decamp for the hot tub. Christiana talking heads that maybe she's more uninhibited without her husband around. Through the window they see one of the boy dancers mooning them, and Liz being the body for body shots. Allison points out that she did all of this stuff ten years ago…in college. When she was Beckanne's age.
The girls drag Adrian (who's still fully dressed) into the hot tub with them and then roll around in the snow like mad things. Beckanne and Chase make out. I'd like to see more of Adrian. This has to be the most wholesome orgy ever.
Zach and Scott's apartment. Zach is STILL moaning about how Princess Split Ends stole his BFF from him. Beckanne and Chase show up for another discussion of All Their Personal Issues. Poor Scott is gonna put those dogs in the car and make a break for the Arizona state line. They rehash all the drama from earlier in the episode. Zach denies starting the breakup rumor and then Scott decides to get involved about how Beckanne and Chase "look toxic" when they're together in public. "I'm just not a supporter of the relationship," he says. Good lord, real people do not talk like this. Can we go back to the hot tub?
Beckanne asks Scott and Zach to stay out of their relationship, and Zach storms off. He and Scott argue in whispers in a bedroom; the phrase "cold-hearted devil" is bandied about. Glad to see we're firmly in the realm of unreality. I guess Teresa Giudice's indictment left a void for someone to be an insane raving goblin on TV. Zach's lucky not to have her hairline.
Next time: Casting goes up. Ian frets. Zach cries. Josh has a stressful meeting with Adam. And there are no interesting girls in Ballet West 2, apparently.