Bridezillas

Pump Up The Glam

Malia & Dana - Well, Malia's wedding day is finally upon us, thank God, and she's still as obnoxious as ever as she "pumps" her vendors. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read on, dear friend, read on. Also, the producers decide to sprinkle a little bit of Dana into this episode, but only enough for a BZ Climbup and another three-minute segment. Weak.

Rhyan's Hoarf

Rhyan & Malia - Rhyan, who likes her booze, gets wasted at every possible opportunity. Her fiancé, Onur, likes to give her a ton of shit about it, preferably while polishing off a bottle of Red Label just to drive the point home. Malia continues to be a "see you next Tuesday," and is such an obvious ham for the camera that I lose all interest.

Delusions of grandeur

Calisse & Malia - So, Calisse gets a bit loud this week, and is certainly high-strung, but a 'Zill? Me no think so. I mean, not so much that she is incapable of enjoying her day. Her ceremony is actually very laid back, and everyone lets a few giggles fly. Malia, however, is a different story. This bleach-toothed "Dentist To The Celebrities" needs a nice big dose of my foot in her ass. Of course, I'm not the one giving her my last name...

Momzilla

Kristina & Calisse - This week brings us Kristina, a major pain-in-the-ass who clearly got if from her mother. We also have Calisse, who bitches a fair amount, but doesn't seem to be too unreasonable. Maybe we'll have to wait until her story finishes next week.

The Warpath 2: Electric Milenaloo

Milena - The travesty that is Milena continues this week, and for once, the editors sit back and let the 'Zilla take the helm. Even Mindy doesn't pipe up too often.

Is That A Beer In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Shelayna & Milena - There is nothing classier than carrying your beer bottle in your pocket during your brother's wedding rehearsal. Thank goodness you're not going to completely embarrass the bride-to-be with that kind of behavior...oh, wait.

Nothing Says Marriage Like A White Pimp Hat

Shelayna & Ladessia - No, seriously. Between that and the white tiger home décor, this has got to be the most pimptastic Bridezillas yet.

The Bridezilla Who Wasn't

Angela & Shelayna - Despite their best efforts, Angela seems like a great person who has a beautiful, happy wedding. Shelayna is going to do her best to pick up the slack.

The Warpath

Regina & Angela - Once again, another BZ trilogy is at an end, and I really couldn't be happier. Regina's behavior in this one is so appalling. I know Marsha was bad, but Regina's giving her a run for her wedding money.

She's Not Heavy, She's Regina

Regina & LyDee - Hide your ATMs, folks, because Regina's back, and she's on the warpath. LyDee, an otherwise (probably) nice girl who's trying to have a nice wedding on a shoestring budget, has the worst wedding party in the history of the tradition, and understandably flips out as a result.

3-5: "Regina and Angela" 2006.07.09

3-3: "Marsha and Regina" 2006.06.25

3-2: "Marsha and Yoshie" 2006.06.17

Does this put the Ass in Klassay?: Wedding Etiquette

3-9: "Milena" 2006.08.06

3-4: "Regina and LyDee" 2006.07.02

3-1: "Marsha and Nikki" 2006.06.11

3-12: "Rhyan and Malia" 2006.08.27

3-8: "Shelayna and Milena" 2006.07.30

3-6: "Angela and Shelayna" 2006.07.16