Bridezillas
TWoP Videos About Bridezillas
TV Is the Answer: Bridezillas
Are the Middle American women on "Bridezillas" setting feminism back 30 years? Vloggers Beth & Val lift the veil to find out.
Bridezillas Photo Galleries
RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
Latest Episode |
||||
|
3-13 Recap |
Pump Up The GlamMalia & Dana - Well, Malia's wedding day is finally upon us, thank God, and she's still as obnoxious as ever as she "pumps" her vendors. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read on, dear friend, read on. Also, the producers decide to sprinkle a little bit of Dana into this episode, but only enough for a BZ Climbup and another three-minute segment. Weak. |
09.02.2006 | C- |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
|
3-12 Recap |
Rhyan's HoarfRhyan & Malia - Rhyan, who likes her booze, gets wasted at every possible opportunity. Her fiancé, Onur, likes to give her a ton of shit about it, preferably while polishing off a bottle of Red Label just to drive the point home. Malia continues to be a "see you next Tuesday," and is such an obvious ham for the camera that I lose all interest. |
08.26.2006 08.31.2006 |
N/A |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-11 Recap |
Delusions of grandeurCalisse & Malia - So, Calisse gets a bit loud this week, and is certainly high-strung, but a 'Zill? Me no think so. I mean, not so much that she is incapable of enjoying her day. Her ceremony is actually very laid back, and everyone lets a few giggles fly. Malia, however, is a different story. This bleach-toothed "Dentist To The Celebrities" needs a nice big dose of my foot in her ass. Of course, I'm not the one giving her my last name... |
08.19.2006 08.24.2006 |
C- |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-10 Recap |
MomzillaKristina & Calisse - This week brings us Kristina, a major pain-in-the-ass who clearly got if from her mother. We also have Calisse, who bitches a fair amount, but doesn't seem to be too unreasonable. Maybe we'll have to wait until her story finishes next week. |
08.12.2006 08.19.2006 |
C- |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-9 Recap |
The Warpath 2: Electric MilenalooMilena - The travesty that is Milena continues this week, and for once, the editors sit back and let the 'Zilla take the helm. Even Mindy doesn't pipe up too often. |
08.05.2006 08.10.2006 |
D |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-8 Recap |
Is That A Beer In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?Shelayna & Milena - There is nothing classier than carrying your beer bottle in your pocket during your brother's wedding rehearsal. Thank goodness you're not going to completely embarrass the bride-to-be with that kind of behavior...oh, wait. |
07.29.2006 08.04.2006 |
C- |
Lauren S |
|
3-7 Recap |
Nothing Says Marriage Like A White Pimp HatShelayna & Ladessia - No, seriously. Between that and the white tiger home décor, this has got to be the most pimptastic Bridezillas yet. |
07.22.2006 07.28.2006 |
C- |
Lauren S |
|
3-6 Recap |
The Bridezilla Who Wasn'tAngela & Shelayna - Despite their best efforts, Angela seems like a great person who has a beautiful, happy wedding. Shelayna is going to do her best to pick up the slack. |
07.15.2006 07.19.2006 |
B |
Lauren S |
|
3-5 Recap |
The WarpathRegina & Angela - Once again, another BZ trilogy is at an end, and I really couldn't be happier. Regina's behavior in this one is so appalling. I know Marsha was bad, but Regina's giving her a run for her wedding money. |
07.08.2006 07.10.2006 |
N/A |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-4 Recap |
She's Not Heavy, She's ReginaRegina & LyDee - Hide your ATMs, folks, because Regina's back, and she's on the warpath. LyDee, an otherwise (probably) nice girl who's trying to have a nice wedding on a shoestring budget, has the worst wedding party in the history of the tradition, and understandably flips out as a result. |
07.01.2006 07.06.2006 |
C |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-3 Recap |
Mad Marsha Beyond ThunderdomeMarsha & Regina - This has been just about the most painful hour of television I've ever seen, between Archie breaking down, Marsha egging him on, and Archie's sister playing Dr. Phil. Also, Regina's no prize herself, essentially forcing her man into either marrying her or hitting the proverbial road. |
06.24.2006 06.29.2006 |
C- |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-2 Recap |
Marsha Glad You Tuned In To Bridezillas?Marsha & Yoshie - Once again, we've got a non-Bridezilla and a life-sucking bitch from hell. In fact, it's the same life-sucking bitch from last week: Marsha! Nooooo! Even though her voice is a bit screechy, Yoshie is actually pretty laid-back about most things, whereas Marshaâ¦well, you know. |
06.17.2006 06.22.2006 |
D+ |
Mr. Stupidhead |
|
3-1 Recap |
The Devil's Bride-thingMarsha & Nikki - Nikki's hair and makeup kind of suck, and she gets frustrated for totally legitimate reasons, but that doesn't mean she's a Bridezilla. On the opposite end of the spectrum is Marsha. Just say the word "wedding," and her feet become cloven hooves and she starts vomiting fire at your face. |
06.10.2006 06.15.2006 |
C+ |
Mr. Stupidhead |








