Come on, Mindy. I know you can't resist. "Thanks, Mr. S. Will this fairy tale end happily-ever-after, or will this maiden turn into a fire-breathing, ass-kicking, name-taking, out-of-control, Brrrrrriiiiiideziiiilllllaaaaaa?!?!" Ms. Burbano...um... "Name-taking?" Clip me.
"I'm not being difficult, just tell me where you are! Why is that too much to ask?" "You can stay outside, then." "I run this show. I run this show." "Call the fuckin' police? I'm gonna sue yo' ass!" "It's not everybody else's day, it's mine, I don't care." "You ain't seen nothin' yet." I'll bet. Deandre: "Someone's about to get burnt." M'kay...
And, we're back with the Torres family. I guess we'll just see Calisse later. Kris' sisters are late for their mani/pedi appointments, so they're in a hurry. In the car, her older (?) sister has her on speaker (which, hate) and Kris is already lambasting them for their "rude lateness." Older sis: "You're rude!" Good one, Chet. Okay, her name is Chet from now on. Anyways, it seems that Krissy made the appointment for 3:00 PM, the exact time her younger sister gets excused from school. When they get there, Kristina's pissed: "Saraya (Chet), what does three o'clock mean? It's 3:45." Which, not. Duh, school. But why doesn't Chet speak up for herself? All she needs to say is, "Hey, dickhead, L'il Sis doesn't get out of school until three. Way to be a cock." But, no. Chet: "She was angry because we were late. If she had scheduled us later..." Am I really writing this down? God, boring!
Back inside, Kris starts picking on her chubby little sister for having faeet (fat + feet = faeet. I'm sorry), which is really mean. Her sister looks half offended and half pissed, and I can't blame her. What a shitty thing to say to a teenager. Way to reinforce her already probably dismal body image, you horrid bitch. Eat shit. Kris: "They're like Flintstone Feet." I wish her sister had said something back, like "Oh, yeah? Well, if you were a shark, being a cunt would be your water." ...Or something. All she gets out is, "You're a really mean person," which...word. But, didn't phase her at all, because then Kris tells them all she didn't want them in the wedding party, but M'Zill forced her hand. Dude, weak! Chet: "She totally invited us to be in the wedding. She's more of a beast than ever!" Dang. So, Kris leaves before everyone, because she's done, and bitches the whole way out: "I'll see you guys later. I mean, hopefully not, but you know." Yeah, way to go out of your way to Show Them How Little You Care and How Above It All You Are. Get the fuck out of here. "As a result of today, they're all paying me back." Whatever, dude, you suck.