In the limo on the way to the reception, Milena will not let the SIL thing go. "She already had a wedding. She ruined my day." No, you ruined your day by being a classless and impatient dickface. So, shut up.
After they arrive, they finally take that piece-of-shit veil off after Adi steps on it about thirty times. They sign the marriage license, and it's drinkin' time! Which, for Milena, means about twenty triple shots of vodka in about five minutes' time.
Of course, Milena is salty about doing the hora, so she just stands there all Neggy Nance while everyone goes nuts. She throws a hissy about being lifted in the chair, and in doing so, lets everyone know exactly who's responsible for her having such a shitty day.
Wait, there's a fucking dance troupe? And they cost $10,000 dollars! Oh my oh my. Fuck. That.
Finally, in their speech (which, what the fuck? They're not supposed to give speeches), Milena, drunk as she is, says, "Everything that I planned, didn't happen. Everything that I didn't plan did happen. I apologize for the delay in the ceremony. It was not my choice, and that will be handled, believe me." Adi: "Baby, shut up!" Hee!
And that's it. That was awful! Not only was she one of the worst Bridezillas I've seen, but that was definitely some of the worst editing I've seen on this show as well. Mostly because there was none. This is one of the few instances where they had too much material, and as a result, Milena's bitching became completely repetitive. They totally could have introduced another 'Zilla, but nooooo. We had to watch this hog-beast for an hour.
It looks like next week we have a Bridezilla and a Momzilla joining forces. I can't wait...for my TV to explode so I have an excuse not to watch. Well, but then I couldn't watch all the other shows that I actually like.