"Today, Rhyan is picking up her top-of-the-line bouquet and decorations." Rhyan: "I want the best of everything, you know? Like, I want the best flowers." Well, who the fuck doesn't? It seems that Rhyan is on her second florist, because the first was unreliable. Scandalous! Not. There's a shot of her picking up the flowers and the cake top. The guy working there calls the flowers "delicate, like you are." Aw, was he hitting on her? Then they cut back to Rhyan in interview, where's she says, "That's my motto!" Wait, what is? Nice editing, show. Nice "new production staff." Bullshit. What was that crap? Mindy overdubs that Rhyan should keep the receipt a secret, because the flowers are a bit pricey. Outside, Rhyan yoinks the receipt from Onur's hands, and I have to say, I'd be pissed if I were him. It's like, dude, nobody's going to really care about the flowers. Why spend so much? I find her trickery a bit more than annoying. It's conniving and childish and stupid. Onur kind of shrugs it off, but you can tell he's annoyed.
"I'm a little sneaky with, like, how much I've been spending. I try to hide it when I've actually bought something." Onur: "Every day, I pay money. And I hate it." Yeah, dude. Doesn't it suck that goods and services have to be paid for in money? Shut up. Rhyan's "strategy" to keep her budget low is simple: "I round down a little bit with the price. If it was say, $400? I'll round that down to $200." Um, that's not really rounding at all. That's more like halving. ... Hee! I just paused it to write that and Rhyan's face is all distorted like she just smelled a really rank poot. "I think that's reasonable." Not in my house, it ain't. Check yourself, girl, seriously. She goes over to a paper shredder when she gets home and puts the receipt in. No good, dude. "I've had to dump that shredder bag so many times!" Yeah, like, ha ha, dude. You're a genius.
Rhyan's now going to get some hair extensions for the wedding. "My biggest fear is that I'm going to look ghetto." I hear that, I suppose. "Hopefully, she'll have a bottle of champagne waiting for me as soon as I walk through the door." Hmm. A little excited to get our drink on, are we? Well, they totally do have champagne waiting for her, and she digs right on in. Rhyan interviews that she and Onur have arguments about her drinking on a pretty regular basis, but more so when she has "episodes," or seems to have lost control. "I've always been a bit of a drinker, you know, socially. I like to have a glass of wine to unwind." Totally understandable. "Lately, the bottles have been piling up, and it's probably a horrible way to relieve stress." I can think of worse ways. After a little while at the salon, she's clearly getting a bit...well, drunk. "Keep the party goin'. Keep the party goin'," she says while pointing at an almost empty glass.













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