Bridezillas

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Lauren S: C | 1086 USERS: C+
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Nothing Says Marriage Like A White Pimp Hat

Some jazzier synthetic music must mean that we're meeting a new couple. Ladessia is 43 and Norman is 33. They've known each other 12 years and their romance grew from friendship. She's got four children, and he's acted like their father, and was also there for her when her sister passed away four years ago. He proposed to her after they'd dated for nine years, and asked her in church in front of the entire congregation. "It was so... " (Sweet! Incredible! Lovely!) "... Embarrassing." Well, that was not what I expected. She's been planning the wedding for six months, and talks about how she wants tons of flowers, a Cinderella dress, and her family there. I would recommend a new weave, too -- not only has her hair changed from straight to ringlets and back and forth in every clip, but now it's half-orange, half-brown and she looks unfortunately bald in front. I'm not quite sure what's going on. Norman says she keeps changing her mind. Kaye is her wedding coordinator, and says something generic about how Ladessia's going to "get it done." "Getting it done" apparently entails close bridesmaid handling. She's dumped two of them, and tells us how she's not worried about their feelings since it's her big day. She then adds that they're all supposed to be on a "diet plan" right now. I'm going to politely say that I would have excused my own self from her wedding at the moment of that suggestion. Hilariously, Norman tells her she can't do that to them, but she just says she can, since she'll be looking at these pictures forever. "I don't want to be old, with glasses, and look and see fat hanging, rolls hanging, things hanging that aren't supposed to be hanging."

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