Milena and her fiancée, Adi, are 23 and 30 years old. She's not sure why she went out with him at all, since after they met he didn't call her for two weeks with an excuse about his phone having fallen in the toilet. Though he clearly should have taken that as a message from God to run, run, run for the hills, he didn't and now they're getting married. Mindy tells us that they are a good match because he is calm while she is "free-spirited." Milena adds a sweet little anecdote about them finishing each other's sentences and knowing what each other is thinking. However, she's quick to point out how he missed the mark when he proposed. Apparently, he had the gall to -- are you sitting down? -- propose to her when they were at home and in bed. I know, I know, I can't believe it either. Naturally, what she had been hoping for was some grand gesture. One of her girlfriends was proposed to in a hot air balloon and a simple show of emotion wasn't going to one-up that, now was it? Somehow, though, she found it in her heart to accept despite his appalling lack of creativity. Don't say she's not a forgiving creature. They go on to describe their ceremony, which is budgeted at a cool $60K. They want it to be untraditional and colorful, and apparently it's going to involve a dance troupe. If the clip here is taken from their upcoming ceremony (and if I know Bridezillas, that's surely the case), then this involves two people dressed in white leotards decorated with leaves, uncomfortably up the ass in a thong-like manner on the woman. They're going to be having caviar and, "a fountain of flowing vodka." I hate her already, but I can't say I wouldn't want that at one of my future parties. Now there's the usual -- she's a control freak, she wants it her way, and she has bad anger-management skills. She manages to deliver all this in a much more aggressive and entitled way than the last few briiiidezillas, so it looks like she's got a lot of potential to really live up to the show's name this time. "Her great expectations have turned Milena, once a fun-loving coed, into a hard-driving hothead. A foul-mouthed, foul-tempered, foul-playing briiiiiiiidezilla." Her briiiidezilla montage is nearly entirely bleeped out, but you can still tell that before her ceremony, she's going to refer to one of his family members as a "fucking cunt." That's a blushing bride, right there. I can really see why Adi is marrying her.