Bridezillas

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Lauren S: C | 1365 USERS: C+
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Is That A Beer In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Mindy, ever one to react appropriately to various emotional outbursts, narrates, "Moments later, Bart takes his life in his hands by checking on his frazzled fiancée." A producer seems to go in the room behind him, where Shelayna is with Leticia. Shelayna yells at Bart to shut up and cries about how tired she is when Bart gets to her and wraps her in a hug. He asks if he should leave but she's calming down with him there and asks for some Kleenex, which he bounds off to get like an excited puppy. They then leave in the car to head to the rehearsal when her phone rings, presumably because they are late, and she yells at Bart not to answer it. "They can fucking wait." At this point she's clearly just acting like an overtired child who needs to be put to bed. Part of me wants to say something mean, but the rest of me knows I've done the same thing.

Alas, we're not yet done with Milena. She and her wedding party arrive to check out the location of the ceremony. When they walk in, it stinks. She calls her sister to report, "it stinks like some skunk was running away from some, like, predator or whatever, crawled in here, peed on himself, and then died." First? Brilliant. So I lied, she amused me twice this hour. Second? Might want to do a quick check to make sure the stench isn't coming off of you...oh, I'm sorry, was that mean? She goes on about needing to bring in heavy-duty cleaners or airing the entire venue out and continues, "Because IF SOMETHING stinks, you can cover it with some sort of perfume and most normal people are still gonnna recognize the smell. And instead of having one cheap smell, they're gonna have two." She's so meta, and she doesn't even know it. Remember those words on your wedding day, sweetie. You'll be dressed up, but...well, let's just wait for that magical day.

Bridezillas

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