Now we get the other part of the show which is BritBrit today, talking about the footage to an unseen interviewer, the camera moving around and showing her from all angles like the kids love so much in their staged interviews these days. BritBrit's boobs are huge and lactating in these shots, by the way. God bless, this person should not be having a child. Boobney camera-talks that she was lonely in London and had a camera. Oooo-kay, thanks for clearing that up! Now the footage of you lonely in London with a camera has context and makes sense. "I think there was a little void," she says. All together now: "In your head!" Good.
London. She tries to figure out the zoom feature. She cannot.
BritBrit talks with her gay Asian hair dude about commitments and relationships. Sounding like Elephant Boy, he says he'd get married for free health care, which makes BritBrit laugh, her giant choppers threatening to destroy the camera at any second. BritBrit then says she doesn't believe in marriage, even though she has been married before. A thick-accented Londoner comes in to fix the couch or something and he says he was married twice and everyone laughs and then BritBrit makes a rude face about her own quick marriage to the non-Seinfeld-ian Jason Alexander. Now BritBrit is talking to her assistant named Felicia, who she seems to call "Fee." I'm not going to say Fee fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down like some people have asserted, or that she looks very much like Amanda Plummer, but suffice it to say, I believe BritBrit enjoys surrounding herself with people who make her Edward James Olmos skin look a little more normal in comparison. Anyway. Fee says that she hasn't met anyone she can't live without yet, but when she does she'll want to get married.