Denmark. BritBrit gets her make-up done. Wow, that girl spends more time in the chair then Sharon Osbourne. She camera-talks that she's never really liked someone but now she likes K-Fed. Wha? Poor Justin. She thinks he's cute and "older" and nice and cool and can kiss well. Well, he is older. She got that one right.

Now we begin the whole "Mo and Tony hate K-Fed and maybe this will lead to some actual plot or tension, but clearly won't" section. K-Fed films himself in the hall outside of BritBrit's dressing room, complaining that he's lost "privileges" to being in her dressing room while she's getting ready for a show. He then turns the camera on Mo, lying about it being on. Mo gets up and walks towards him, threateningly.

Boobney tells us that Mo and Tony have been with her since Day One and they look at her like a little sister. And the woman who controls whether or not they get paid. She says that then when K-Fed came on the tour it was like, "What the hell? You know. We're going to check you real quick." Nice. She even sounded like them there! Wow! She says there was tension there at first. It's sad because you know Mo and Tony and Justin were hella tight. They probably used to beatbox together and Mo and Tony would come over to Justin's mom's house and go swimming and they probably die inside just a little bit whenever they think of their former curly-haired buddy. We get a crazy montage of Mo and Tony looking big and mean, and K-Fed looking ferret-y, with his chromosome-deficient python eyes, taint-hair beard, and oversized sideways baseball cap making him look like he just got slapped with such force his hat twisted around. K-Fed should also know that if you have asymmetrical, disproportionate kidney bean-shaped nostrils, you shouldn't point the camera up at yourself so much. Just a tip. K-Fed pretends to do a "pimp walk." Wow. He's a catch. Fee starts camera-talking about the whole made-up drama. Man, I would rather watch Fee's face than K-Fed's tired-ass Eminem-of-Fresno shtick. And you know that's not fun. Now Mo is yelling at K-Fed to stop filming him and Mo is talking to us about protecting BritBrit. K-FedNow and Boobney hold hands and K-Fed, sporting long greasy Jesus hair, tells us that he knows Mo and Tony would always report back on his behavior to BritBrit's mom -- and at that BritBrit makes a face. Ha. She hates her mom.