Private plane. K-Fed, night-visioned, peers into the camera and says, "This is mile high confessions right here ha ha ha." Hork! Boobney tells us that she's never been a good flier. BritBrit is freaking out, wondering why the plane is getting louder. She tells Fee to hold her hand and for whoever is filming to stop. Boobney relates a really dramatic story about how one time she was on a plane in Sweden and the plane just "dropped out of the skaaay," and ever since then she's been afraid on planes. Thrilling! BritBrit, looking extra-tore-up and more rode-hard-and-put-away-wetter than ever, screws up her face and digs her voice deep into the Louisiana swamp from whence it done came and yokels, "Felicia! What if we don't see the ground when we land and then we just hit the ground? And it's going to scare me outta nowhere! This has happened before!" Ha. And, wha? Fee tells her to prepare herself and she looks out the window and shuts her eyes and freaks out and the whole time music is playing that sounds like the Osbournes are doing something wacky -- like Ozzy is trying to figure out how to work the treadmill while Lola takes a crap in the corner. BritBrit keeps whimpering and whining. Plinky strings.

I'd like to just say a word right now to the future film and TV composers out there: cut it with the plinky strings. I'm fucking serious. If I see one more "comedy" where Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy is babysitting a bunch of children and he's looking around for one of the kids and doesn't know they're right behind him and as he goes from room to room looking, the plinky strings plink-plink-plink and the funny-sounding oboes and bassoons point out even more just how wacky and funny this completely unfunny scene is, I'm going to march down to ASCAP headquarters and…I don't know, deliver a strongly-worded letter! But seriously, please stop it. You are hurting music and comedy at the same time. Thanks.

Boobney tells us she doesn't know why people on planes laugh and joke around and it just makes her more scared. BritBrit looks around and then they figure out they're over water and Fee jokes that at least they can "swim." Boobney tells us Fee likes to tease her the most. Fee winks at Tony's camera. BritBrit threatens Fee that she's going to break her wrists. Harsh. They put in the stupidest night vision-tinted computer graphic of a small plane landing. Seriously? You guys over there have a computer animation budget you don't cut, so you're just using it for no reason now. They land and BritBrit chants, "We can breathe. We can breathe. We landed on the ground." She tells everyone who just watched her freak out like a five-year-old that she hates to "flayyyyy," in case they weren't paying attention. BritBrit starts singing a song about waiting for their luggage. K-Fed laughs. High.