Rose is pissed that Sarah tracked down Brody and Sarah fires back that this is all Rose's fault in the first place for pointing out facts and things. Then Tommy comes out yelling, because he is Tommy and, hence, a dick. He doesn't want Sarah at "his" house because he doesn't want to be involved in this family argument. Was Tommy always this much of an asshole? I mean, is this what his trip to Mexico to find himself brought? All this screeching doesn't sound like inner peace to me. Go do some yoga or something, most dickish Walker. Tommy then yells something about hating his job (you know, the one he begged his sister for last week) and wanting to move back to Seattle. Rose is super excited about moving back to Seattle and away from the evil wardrobe department and the mean Walkers who hated her on sight and made her cry and then didn't apologize about it. Sarah tells her to shut it because Tommy has to do what she says because she is his big sister and Rose is just his most recent fiancée. Tommy tells Rose to shut it because she is displaying too much of a backbone and he really needs a pushover. He hasn't decided where he is living yet. He will let her know. For now they are in the greater L.A. area but when he tires of it they will move to Seattle or somewhere else he deems fit. He alone will make this decision. Don't argue, woman! Then he clobbers her on the head and drags her by the hair to his mancave.
Brody is annoying Nora in the way that someone you have known for a looooong time can annoy you. Kevin comes over on Sarah's behalf to try and smooth things over with Nora. He introduces himself to Brody and Brody's dog, Lily. Kevin remarks that they used to have a dog, but after it died William Walker wouldn't let them get another one. Nora tries to defend St. William's image, but Kevin snorts and reminds her that he bought a dog for Holly. Brody kindly asks if Holly is one of her kids, causing Nora to go apoplectic and kick everyone out of the house. Brody shrugs that he can't go anywhere because his motor home broke down. Nora sighs as Brody heads out to tinker on his engine knowing that she is never getting rid of him.
Whoa. The unthinkable has happened. Nora Walker has let someone else cook in her kitchen. She's not even there hovering, nervously tut tutting over her Le Creuset! What in the what? Sarah stops by to see her handiwork and by handiwork she means her notFather Brody puttering around Nora's kitchen. She notes that Brody is cooking and not dead. Yet. He smiles that he simply didn't ask and just started sautéing. Sarah seems impressed by his cojones and probably kinda wishes that Brody was her dad except that she wouldn't have $56 million dollars in the bank after selling her actual father's company and spending an entire season debating fucking water rights. (Great plotline, guys! Let's do it again soon.)













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