Not having enough awkward conversations to fill her days, Nora and Paige sit down over glasses of ladylike tea to discuss Nora's premarital sex. Nora reminds Paige that back in the day it was a very different time and she had to walk uphill both ways to the teen pregnancy clinic. So Paige should learn the lesson of her grandmother who was never lucky enough to carry around a sack of flour for a week and she should not have sex and/or kids ever. Paige tries not to barf during the conversation and finally runs away to her room to journal: I HATE MY FAMILY and dream of running away to Ecuador with the remains of Joaquin forever and ever. Sarah apologizes to Nora for outing her as a slore to her granddaughter and forever tarnishing her reputation in Paige's eyes. Nora shrugs, because she should have told Sarah that she was the result of a shotgun wedding a long time ago. Probably during a dinner party.
Tommy and Kevin are at Justin's abode eating muffins. Yes, THOSE muffins. Kevin spits them out when he learns of their origins and pours out a little 2% for Joaquin. Tommy and Justin don't get it and rudely eat more muffins in front of the distraught Kevin. Tommy finishes his muffin, flicks the crumbs at Kevin and announces that he is packed and ready to go say goodbye to Sarah. So soon? Okay! His departure is blocked by the arrival of Zack. Justin introduces his brothers, who are just leaving, and brings his new roommate home. He offers him a muffin, naturally.
Brody is leaving, too. He and Nora shake hands in the driveway and she waves wistfully after the RV as it pulls away. Later, Sarah arrives with a bottle of wine and notes that the house is very quiet without Brody. Nora claims she likes the quiet. Sarah tentatively asks how she and Brody left things. Will they see Brody again soon? Nora shrugs and says you can never tell with him. Then the phone rings and Nora says a few noncommittal things, hangs up and goes to the cupboard. Sarah asks who it was and Nora explains that it was Brody telling her that Lily really likes tuna fish. Sarah looks confused and the camera pulls back and we see Lily lying on a bed all bandaged up waiting patiently for Nora to fork over the tuna. Nora fondly pets her and Sarah laughingly asks if they will ever see Brody again. Nora tells her to shut up and open the damn tuna. Awwwww. But wait, is Tommy gone? Like, gone gone? That would be a delight. A delight I say!