Sarah and Nora prep the living room at Walker Manor for the rehearsal dinner. Nora wants everyone to pretend the living room is the beach, but NO SAND. WTF? How is anyone supposed to pretend it's the beach if you don't even try, Nora? I mean one dumptruck full of sand on your hardwood floor would just make the whole thing so much more believable. Kelly Wearstler would do it. Kevin comes in to break the news to Tommy that he is about to get sued and maybe arrested, but before he can head upstairs for that delightful conversation, Nora tells him and Sarah that she invited Simon to the wedding. Kevin and Sarah both scream, "NOooooooooooooooo!" And then try to pretend that they didn't, but Nora is suspicious. She may be old, but her hearing is still pretty sharp. Kevin and Sarah hem and haw and then finally come up with a feasible excuse: they are just surprised because it's a family-only affair, did Nora even ask Justin about the new addition? Nora squints at them and then slowly agrees to ask Justin. The situation is so awkward that Kevin almost looks relieved when Tommy comes downstairs to yell at him for butting in on his personal life AGAIN. Nora and Sarah are horrified at Tommy's version of events where Kevin told Julia that Tommy kidnapped Elizabeth, but they are equally horrified when Kevin explains that yes, actually, Tommy DID kidnap Elizabeth. But then they are back on Tommy's side for whatever reason (probably because Kevin can be an insufferable prig on occasion, although Tommy is one all the time so...nevermind). Tommy is hollering at Kevin about being a better lawyer than a brother and Kevin's evil lawyer persona twirls its mustache and jots down its billable hours. Sarah drags Tommy away to calm down while Nora yells at Kevin.