Kitty apparently made it through the night without throttling anyone, but she doesn't look happy either. Sarah arises from the Sleep of the Unemployed with a shower cap on and a face mask dried to her skin making her look like a dehydrated alien. Kitty scowls at her as she stretches and starts the morning with a whine. Nora then rises from the floor with her hair covered in potato chip crumbs like someone mistook her for a tuna noodle casserole during the night. What the fuck were these ladies up to last night? And how much wine did the intern buy them? Maybe the intern roofied them. It would serve them right. Kitty gets a call, pulls out her computer and then almost quietly asks Nora if she logged onto the evil Republican website last night? Nora gasps and covers her mouth in shame. She had too much wine. Good lord, Nora, you couldn't even semi-abstain for one night in a hotel room on the campaign trail? I don't mean, like abstain completely, but maybe not get so blotto that you can't even remember why you were sleeping on the floor, why you are decorated like a casserole, or why you logged into a website and fired off some hellfire and brimstone at your daughter's detractors? Hold it together, woman! Kitty gasps that her mother told them how much her wig costs! But Nora denies that one on the grounds that she has no idea how much Kitty's wig costs. Kitty shakes her head in irritation, because the website states that her wig cost $4,300, which is the exact amount. Now her competitors or the faceless PAC with the patriotic name will portray her as either Rich Kitty who spends $4,300 on a wig and has no idea how much a gallon of milk costs, or Poor Kitty who had cancer and is too sickly to serve. Kitty really wants to figure out who is saying this about her. She also would like her mother to take a shower and get the damn Fritos out of her hair before the next campaign stop.









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