Brothers and Sisters

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

Recaplet

Paternal Intervention

A Father Dreams - Justin tries to get a life, but Kevin is getting a lot of grief for saving one. Tommy continues his reign as chief douche, while Kitty jumps back into her old job, and Nora considers life without Justin.

2009.01.04
2009.01.05
C

LuluBates

3-10
Recap

Who's Your Daddy?

Just a Sliver - It's Thanksgiving and the Walkers are dining separately, but before Nora can whip out the jellybeans and popcorn of desolation, the family has to come together when Elizabeth is rushed to the hospital.

2008.12.07
2008.12.12
B+

LuluBates

3-9
Recap

The Family That Whines Together

Unfinished Business - Nora gets in touch with her inner Tim "The Toolman" Taylor while trying to save a buck and remodel her new house by herself. But there's not enough wine in the world to make the rest of the Walkers get on board with that plan.

2008.11.30
2008.12.05
B+

LuluBates

3-8
Recap

Less Talk, More Hugs

Going Once... Going Twice - Scotty got a promotion and the Walkers are throwing a dinner party in his honor. Of course it will go on without a hitch. They always do!

2008.11.16
2008.11.21
B+

LuluBates

3-7
Recap

Magical Mystery Bore

Do You Believe in Magic? - Magic is afoot at Tommy and Julia's anniversary party and all the Walkers are there to help celebrate. And while there is some yelling, they do manage to avoid fistfights. All the more reason to drink!

2008.11.10
2008.11.14
B+

LuluBates

3-6
Recap

Bitches Anonymous

Bakersfield - Between the long anticipated trip to Bakersfield, a super top secret trip to the Middle East, and a quick trip down the dark side of internet startups, the Walkers are a busy bunch this week.

2008.11.02
2008.11.07
B+

LuluBates

3-5
Recap

Always Look on the Bright Side

You Get What You Need - Things aren't looking good for the Walkers this week what with Kevin's in-laws visiting, Sarah's job prospects dimming, and Nora's non profit still unfunded. Good thing Justin is lucky. Or at least getting lucky.

2008.10.26
2008.10.31
B+

LuluBates

3-4
Recap

Take It or Leave It

Everything Must Go - When Nora plans a yard sale, opening the garage door is like a Pandora's box of Walker issues. Love, loss, resentment, and a monkey. Everything's for sale!

2008.10.19
2008.10.24
B+

LuluBates

3-3
Recap

The Ayes Have It and the Bees Don't

Tug of War Tug of War - Ojai is the center of the drama this week since not one Walker will even suggest a dinner party after last week’s implosion.

2008.10.12
2008.10.17
B

LuluBates

3-2
Recap

101 Ways to Kill a Kitty Kat

Book Burning - The Walkers are still in turmoil and barely speaking to each other. Kitty’s new tell-all book adds gas to the fire, but that doesn’t stop them from all coming to Kitty’s dinner party. Side of agita with your chicken?

2008.10.05
2008.10.10
B+

LuluBates

3-1
Recap

Family Circus

Glass Houses - Season Three starts with a wallop of blurted bad news, blame, and berating for the Walkers. Luckily there is lots of wine and pomegranate martinis to wash it all down.

2008.09.28
2008.10.03
B+

LuluBates

2-16
Recap

With This Ring, I Thee...Wait, Ring?

Prior Commitments - Kevin and Scotty get married with only a minor hitch, Justin and Rebecca go there, and we find out there's a sixth Walker sibling after all.

2008.05.11
2008.05.19
B+

Joe R

2-15
Recap

Holly Finds A Hobby

Moral Hazard - And it's screwing with the Walkers. Tommy and Holly merge the vineyard with Ojai to bail out Sarah, the truth about Rebecca gets out, and Kevin asks Scotty to share the rest of his impoverished life with him.

2008.05.04
2008.05.09
B+

Joe R

2-14
Recap

Hot For Sister

Double Negative - Justin's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. Rebecca's actually not his sister -- so says her DNA test -- but she chooses to keep that little nugget to herself. Elsewhere, Robert's offered the Veep slot, Nora finds a new purpose, and everything's gone to hell at Ojai.

2008.04.27
2008.05.02
C

Joe R

2-13
Recap

Home Alone

Separation Anxiety - Nora must learn to cope with a solitary life now that she's turned down Isaac's offer to love to Washington with him. Also: Rebecca seeks a paternity test, and Sarah's acting like a weirdo.

2008.04.20
2008.04.25
B

Joe R

2-12
Recap

What's New, Pussycat?

Compromises - Gay karaoke, that's what.

2008.02.17
2008.02.22
B+

Couch Baron

2-11
Recap

Two Guys And A Guy

The Missionary Imposition - Jason's return makes for a crowded dinner table at Kevin and Scotty's place. Meanwhile, Nora has herself a lovely date, and Sarah practices her Mandarin.

2008.02.10
2008.02.16
B+

Joe R

2-10
Recap

My Dinner With Awkward, Part II

The Feast Of Epiphany - Nora invites the whole family for dinner so she can have the world's largest buffer zone for her date with Isaac. The truth about Tommy and Lena, Robert's baby-not-wanting, and Julia and some slab of dude in Phoenix all comes out.

2008.01.13
2008.01.19
B-

Joe R

2-9
Recap

Her Best Friend's Wedding

Holy Matrimony - Nora calls Kitty her "best friend," and we all have a good laugh at that one, and then Kitty gets married. Also, Tommy and Lena's secret gets disseminated further, and Nora ditches Chevy for Isaac.

2007.12.02
2007.12.08
B-

Joe R

2-8
Recap

Dancing With The Disinterested

Something New - Kitty gets frustrated when Robert's not into wedding planning, while Lena moves from one bro to another. Oh my God, they've gone and copied The Hills.

2007.11.25
2007.12.01
B

Joe R

2-7
Recap

The Airing Of Grievances

36 Hours - It's several weeks too early for Festivus, but Justin apparently felt like it was time to bellow, "I've got a lot of problems with you people! And you're gonna hear about it!" Except Justin's not one to talk, since he's on drugs and forced to go through at-home detox.

2007.11.11
2007.11.17
B+

Joe R

2-6
Recap

Miscarriage And Other Frivolity

Two Places - Kitty loses the baby, and Robert admits he didn't even want another kid. Not to Kitty, though.

2007.11.04
2007.11.10
A-

Joe R

2-5
Recap

Whedon Vs. Whedon

Domestic Issues - Sarah and Joe face off for custody of the kids, which ends up wrecking Sarah. Kitty finds out she's pregnant, which gives her and Robert something else to argue about.

2007.10.28
2007.11.03
B+

Joe R

2-4
Recap

A Quiet Room With A View

States Of The Union - Sarah and Kitty head off for a spa weekend to forget their troubles. Too bad they brought Nora along to remind them again. Also: Justin's sneaking pills, Tommy's eyes are wandering, and Kevin's onto Saul.

2007.10.21
2007.10.27
A-

Joe R

2-3
Recap

Pain, Pain, Go Away

History Repeating - Nora and Rebecca team up to get Justin to take his pain medication already, Kevin and Scotty re-connect, and Kitty takes on the ex-Mrs. McCallister and wins. For now.

2007.10.14
2007.10.20
B-

Joe R

2-2
Recap

Coming Home

An American Family - Justin's return is marked by irritability and a serious leg injury. Also: Kitty's family creates a scandal on conservative talk radio.

2007.10.07
2007.10.13
B

Joe R

2-1
Recap

Los Walqueros Locos

Home Front - The Walkers go Tex-Mex for Kitty's birthday, but they don't get past the bar (big surprise). Nora can't stop worrying about Justin, Kitty can't give Rebecca a break, and Kevin's can't help acting like an ass when Jason gets assigned to a Malaysian mission. Oh, that old song and dance.

2007.09.30
2007.10.05
B

Joe R

1-23
Recap

Someone's In The Pantry With Keeee-viiiin

Matriarchy - That someone is Jason McCallister AND THEY ARE MAKING OUT at Kitty and Robert's engagement party! Awesome! Also awesome: that boxy suit Saul's wearing = actually a closet; Rebecca reveals The Secret Of Chicago; Holly is kind of nice to Sarah, who is kind of nice back; and everyone ends up in the pool. Less awesome: Justin leaves for Iraq, and Julia is depressed.

2007.05.20
2007.05.23
A-

Sars

1-22
Recap

On the plus side: extremely tiny and cute baby hat!

Favorite Son - On the minus side -- well, you know. William II doesn't make it; Joe moves out, and The Talk with the kids is awful to watch; Kitty enlists Kevin's help to foil a blackmailer without Robert's knowledge; Robert helps Justin prepare for his return to Iraq; and Rebecca still lives with Nora. But I am pleased to report that 1) Robert proposes and Kitty accepts, and 2) baby hat!

2007.05.13
2007.05.15
B+

Sars

1-21
Recap

In vino veritas...iterum

Grapes Of Wrath - Sarah and Joe's marriage continues to crumble, Rebecca is probably a shadeball, Coyote is definitely a cheeseball, Kitty isn't so good at reading labels, and Julia starts having contractions way too early -- but the big news at the Walker Landing Winery opening is the knock-down-drag-out between Holly and Nora.

2007.05.06
2007.05.08
B+

Sars

1-20
Recap

Don't Ask

Bad News - Don't ask your husband if he kissed your half-sister, because he totally did. Don't ask your student out on a date, because it's skeevesville, and she'll give you what-for for acting like a pretentious ass. Don't ask your boyfriend to marry you in the aftermath of a tragedy, because he won't say no, but he won't say yes, either, and it's awkward. And don't ask Justin to keep a secret for you, because renting a billboard is a lot faster.

2007.04.29
2007.05.02
B

Sars

1-19
Recap

Played

Game Night - Kitty plays at matchmaker with Kevin and Jason McCallister, and loses. The Walker family faces off against the Joneses at game night, and loses. Joe teaches Rebecca to play guitar, and Rebecca may or may not have taken the opportunity to play Joe against the rest of the family. Either way, everyone loses.

2007.04.15
2007.04.18
B

Sars

1-18
Recap

Wasting away again in Arti-ritaville

Three Parties - On a road trip to Artichokeville with Sarah, Kitty finds out the truth about McCallister's past. Justin and Rebecca try to bond; for their trouble, Rebecca gets trashed and Justin gets a black eye. Nora puts on a (really really) little black dress in pursuit of the not-worth-it Coyote. Kevin is mean to Chad, and they break up. Tommy is AWOL.

2007.04.08
2007.04.10
B+

Sars

1-17
Recap

My Dinner With Awkward!

All In The Family - Nora invites her dead husband's love child over for a family dinner, where Kevin pulls her hair and Sarah calls her mom a whore. Welcome to the family!

2007.04.02
2007.04.06
B+

Joe R

1-16
Recap

Everybody Out

The Other Walker - Chad tries to keep the closet locked, with "help" from Kevin; the Walkers who didn't know about Rebecca find out about her, and she about them (and her inheritance); Justin breaks up with Tyler.

2007.03.04
2007.03.07
B

Sars

1-15
Recap

And Let Your Poor Heart Break A Little

Love Is Difficult - Sarah has a truly awful week, culminating in the realization that her marriage is in trouble and there might not be any way of fixing it. But at least no one called her "aloof," right, Kitty?

2007.02.18
2007.02.21
B+

Joe R

1-14
Recap

High Times

Valentine's Day Massacre - Nora's kids ditch her on Valentine's Day, so she and Margot Kidder get stoned and arrested. Kitty and Robert sleep together, as do Kevin and Scotty. Also, Robert's running for President, Justin and Tyler reunite, and Chad and Kevin break up, at least until next episode when it isn't mentioned, again.

2007.02.11
2007.02.14
B

Couch Baron

1-13
Recap

If This Closet's A Rockin', Don't Come A-Knockin'

Something Ida This Way Comes - Kevin and Chad are Doing It. Kitty could and should be doing it with Rob Lowe. Nora is doing it with her mother, Marion Ross, if by "doing it" you mean "finally coming to a decades-overdue understanding." Don't worry, Kevin and Chad are seriously nailing each other.

2007.01.21
2007.01.24
A+

Couch Baron

1-12
Recap

Hanging Chad

Sexual Politics - I have written some crappy headlines in my career; this is not the worst, but it's in the bottom ten. I apologize to you all. Anyway: Kitty and Robert get closer, almost by mistake; Nora tries dating, with middling results; Tommy and Julia have too much sex; Sarah and Joe have trouble connecting; and Matthew Rhys and Jason Lewis make out, which bumped the episode grade up at least two notches.

2007.01.14
2007.01.17
B-

Sars

1-11
Recap

Crossfire

Family Day - Everyone's angry at someone in this episode, and everyone's dumping it on Justin when they visit him at rehab -- and on each other during the rehab's family session. Also, Holly squirms further into the bosom of Ojai like a worm into a grape, and Gabe's hair is awful.

2007.01.07
2007.01.10
B-

Sars

1-10
Recap

Lo, How A Cheese E'er Blooming

Light The Lights - Paige wants Hanukkah Harry to cure her diabetes; the Ojai crew is forced to admit to Holly what's really up with the land, and Sarah is a bitch about it; Justin gets a reprieve thanks to Brigadier General James Earl Glarypants's Christmas spirit; and Tommy asks Santa for an actual storyline (North Pole to SoCal: request denied). It's a pretty lame episode, but thanks to Kitty's excessively flattering B-plot, Warren gets bagged on repeatedly, so it's not a total loss.

2006.12.10
2006.12.14
C+

Sars

1-9
Recap

Discovery Phase

Mistakes Were Made, Part II - Road-Trip Sarah reveals the existence of Rebecca to Tommy and Kevin, on an out-of-town jaunt that just happens to solve Ojai's financial problems. Kitty tries to get Justin out of his military recall by going easy on McCallister in an interview, which torpedoes her TV career but paves the way for romance, and a reconciliation between her and Nora. Rob Lowe is handsome.

2006.11.19
2006.11.22
B

Sars

1-8
Recap

I Want You Back

Mistakes Were Made, Part I - Justin gets called back to the Army, causing substance-abuse binges and flashbacks to 9/11. Sarah finally cracks the hidden accounts, using hidden family secrets and common damn sense.

2006.11.12
2006.11.15
A-

Joe R

1-7
Recap

Rock The Treehouse Of Love

Northern Exposure - The Walkers come marching two by two to the old cabin in Ojai, and a half-dozen romantic getaways become one big family weekend. It's all tractors, treehouses, and sperm from there.

2006.11.05
2006.11.08
A-

Joe R

1-6
Recap

Camelot -- It Is A Silly Fantasy

For The Children - Nora's mental image of her family as the Kennedys brings the whole clan to a charity benefit. Sarah frets about money, Kitty frets about Warren, and Kevin spends the hour apologizing for trying to purchase Scotty for the evening.

2006.10.29
2006.11.01
A-

Joe R

1-5
Recap

What A Treat!

Date Night - Oof, sorry. Treat Williams shows up as the Walkers' contractor, and he and Nora go out on something that may or may not be a date, depending on whom you ask. Kitty, Saul, and Kevin have similar problems involving miscommunication and differing intentions, but it's Jonathan who thankfully smugs his way out of our lives forever.

2006.10.22
2006.10.25
A

Couch Baron

1-4
Recap

Golf Is Hell…

Family Portrait - …or at least it is according to Kevin. Nora guilts Kevin into playing in a golf event with her, causing him to freak out about how he has no life. Nora also alienates Kitty, but they make up in the wake of Paige's diagnosis with diabetes. And Tommy has had it up to here with Juzzzzz.

2006.10.15
2006.10.18
C

Couch Baron

1-3
Recap

Bipartisan Relationships

Affairs Of State - Kitty bangs Warren, causing her to lose Jonathan, which would be sad in the Bizarro world. Meanwhile, Nora's not as clueless as her children think she is. Nothing against her, but that's not saying much.

2006.10.08
2006.10.11
B+

Couch Baron

1-2
Recap

Father Knows Best

An Act Of Will - How to rile the entire family, that is. William's will sets sibling against sibling, puts Kevin in the middle, sends Justin on a bender, sets Holly out on the curb, and rockets Sally Field straight into dinner-theater territory.

2006.09.31
2006.10.02
B

Sars

1-1
Recap

The Magnificent Seven

Patriarchy - In the episode that introduces us to the Walker clan, their neuroses, and a few of their secrets, we also discover that all is not as it seems with their patriarch, William -- who rudely suffers a cardiac event before anyone can get to the bottom of things. Well, "things" besides the pool. (Oh, please, you were tohhh-tally thinking it.)

2006.09.24
2006.09.27
B+

Sars