Scotty and Kevin have finally convinced Olivia to spend the weekend at their house. They have painted the room and assembled all the Ikea furniture and decorated it to within an inch of its life. Olivia looks a bit overwhelmed, but if you had two gay men asking you repeatedly if the shade of yellow was okay, because they could have gone with pink or maybe green, purple? Does she like purple? They can paint the walls purple. You would be overwhelmed, too. Olivia calmly states that yellow is fine, the shade of yellow is fine, and anything would be fine, because she is only here for the weekend. So the perfectly appointed room isn't enough? Okay, don't fret: There's more! Kevin and Scotty have a present for her! No, not their wallets. They chained those to their pants after her sticky fingered shenanigans last week. They hand her a box, but before she can unwrap the bribe, Kevin's phone rings. It's Nora, natch. Breaking several laws of physics and genetics, Kevin ignores the call. Then Scotty's phone starts ringing. It's Mother Nature. He ignores it, too. Then the box starts ringing. Olivia looks whelmed, but not overly. Kevin takes the box, unwraps it, and answers the phone. You see, much like DEATH in Final Destination, Nora cannot be ignored or escaped. You cannot escape your destiny or Nora's phone calls. Kevin yells at her for a while and then realizes that he is a parent now and has the ultimate weapon at his disposal. He coldly tells Nora: Leave me alone or you will never meet your new granddaughter. Nora hangs up quickly in a cold sweat.
Tommy knocks down the door at Walker Manor with a big bellowing, "MOOOOOOMMMM!" Nora gives him a big old bear hug. Suddenly another shadow darkens the door. It's a small brunette with a big smile. She shouts, "Mama Nora!" which is a pretty strange thing to a) say and b) call Nora. She's not selling meatballs here, you know? The dark stranger gives Nora a big hug and says Tommy has told her so much about her! Nora cannot say the same thing, but welcomes her anyway as Tommy shouts, "Surprise!" Oh mah god, what has happened to Tommy? Why is he so skinny? Did he get anorexia from Kitty? I knew that shit was contagious. Nora, who by the way, is still rocking the flannel makes everyone as comfortable as they can be when she is wearing her WTF face. Whatever, Nora. He said he had a surprise and since this is Tommy,
we you should be grateful that the big surprise is not that he forgot to pay his taxes for ten years and is going to jail.