I'm pretty sure that ABC has a grudge against all awards shows. And I think awards shows should start taking it personally. And yes, it's just the Grammys, but it's still annoying that this show would skip a perfectly empty Sunday and then air a new episode during an awards show. And if they even try this bullshit during the Oscars, they are getting TiVoed faster than Katy Perry and Russell Brand's courtship.

Apparently a month has passed since the last episode, and Sarah still hasn't even gotten to second with Roy's man-boobs. For some reason, her whole family knows all about her inability to seal the deal and really wants to talk about it in detail. Which is pretty much disturbing. In order to end the pain, she has no choice but to sleep with him before she knows his stance on Spinal Tap. Obviously, he doesn't go all the way up to 11. Luckily, she gets a text from Luc claiming he misses her corporate, schedule-loving, goal-oriented ass. Or boobs.

Kitty is officially running for The Senator's soon-to-be vacant senate seat. But, oopsie! She forgot to tell her family. Then, when she does blurt it out, they are not nearly as supportive as she had hoped. Maybe the chemo has erased all memories of her family? Then Nora insists that they all anonymously vote on whether Kitty should go through with the run, because that is a totally normal thing to do. But the big downer is that someone, not saying who (Nora), voted "No." Do campaign contributions cover therapy?

Meanwhile, Scotty's restaurant has hit a slump, so obviously, the only thing to do is bring in non-professional chefs like, say your mother-in-law! That will totally bring in the diners. And why not pair her with a political personality also not known for being able to cook? Yep, Scotty decides to put Nora in his kitchen along with the Mayor of Los Angeles! But when the Mayor bails, The (also not known for his cooking) Senator steps in. The détente between Nora and The Senator goes down in flames over a pot of polenta, a rack of lamb and Bossy McNora and her fears over Kitty running for election. Obviously they make up by the end of the evening, but then Nora steals his beer and runs out the door. Who stands for that shit?

Kevin can't even go because it's his 20th high school reunion, and even though he swears he's not going to go, he totally goes. And Kitty is his date! Because taking your sister as your date is definitely a way to establish your coolness. But when Kevin's drunk ex-partner in crime outs Kevin as the one who helped ruin Kitty's run for class president way back when, Kevin is, like, totally horrified, humiliated and really wishing he had gone to mediate Scotty's kitchen. Kitty, however, has managed to move past her idiotic high school dramas and doesn't seem to give a rat's patoot and instead lectures Mr. Al K. Holic on his need to get to a meeting and make some serious amends. She also promises to have him killed. Which was kind of awesome. But strangely the whole experience doesn't make Kevin feel cooler. So he and Kitty go and sit on the bleachers for a while and he confesses that he was the "no" vote. OH MY GOD. I SO didn't see that coming, except you know, I did. So did you. He wants out of politics. He doesn't want to play anymore. Kitty is actually fine with that and is happy to hire a different campaign manager so Kevin can go back and be a lawyer or something. Scotty, for the love of Cher, you're his husband. Please make him get a goddamn haircut already. Make him get two.

And remember how Dennis York gave Holly 24 hours to decide whether or not to accept his offer for her shares? Well, a month later, she is still trying to make up her mind. This is obviously totally ticking off Dennis and, less obviously, David, who has had enough of Holly's broke-ass trying to cling to William Walker's company. So David starts packing for Belize, but Rebecca busts him. Then she hauls her pregnant ass over to Ojai to call Holly out on her sudden workaholic tendencies. Despite David's out-of-the-blue, Holly's not ready to give up her Ojai dreams, so she goes to meet Dennis York. You know how your mama always told you not to go meet a skeevy old dude in a hotel room late at night when you are feeling emotionally vulnerable because your baby daddy is leaving for Belize? Well Holly totally ignores that and then seems genuinely shocked when Dennis York demands some corporate carnal knowledge. She skedaddles out of the room, or at least they cut to her coming home and crying. But David has not left for Belize at all. Instead, he is there to ask her to marry him. She says yes and promises that she is going to sell her shares and get the heck out of Ojai. And, please? Can they follow through on that promise? Please?