At Walker Manor, Nora sped home to make sure that no one else set foot in her kitchen. She beat everyone and has staked out her turf by the freezer. She has ice cream in hand when Kitty comes in looking apologetic. Nora shushes her and then unearths some little American flag sundae toppers. She says they are just like the ones they will all be waving for Kitty. So everything's good. Then Sarah walks in doing the Walk of Shame at 10 pm, reeking of 75 thread count sheets and stale motel air. Kitty and Nora look at her and she reports "Mission Accomplished" and it is SO wrong that I think of George W. Bush when she says that. Nora and Kitty give her high fives and then Nora starts over-sharing about hot hotel sex with William Walker and her daughters FINALLY get the skeevies because no matter how open you are about sex you never want to hear about your MOM'S sex life. 'Cause that's just gross. Nora runs off to call Saul, because obviously HE isn't doing anything on a Saturday night. When she's gone Kitty asks for details because she has moved on from sadism to masochism. Sarah reports that Roy was about a 7, which I think is generous. Not that I was there or anything, but he just doesn't look like the 7 type. Then in a hushed voice, Sarah reports that he has never seen Spinal Tap. In response, Kitty gives an even more humiliating rendition of the "push it to 11" speech. Seriously, Christopher Guest should have a lot of people on his hit list. Sarah says Luc texted, but they both agree that a mature responsible relationship is a much better option than a fantasy with that guy from the General Mills International Coffee ads. They are probably wrong.













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