Meanwhile, Holly is doing her own Walk of Shame, but to much less triumph. She looks gutted. She sits down at her table and starts crying. But, wait! What's that? David is still there! He forgot something: her! While he was packing he found some maturity under the couch cushions. He knows he was being an idiot, but now that he's thought about it, he wants to marry her. That's right: MARRIED. Holly looks at him like he's kidding, but he's totally serious. She quickly says yes, before he changes his mind and heads to Belize. In exchange for this kind offer, Holly offers to sell her Ojai shares and spend the rest of their lives mooning at each other or whatever it is married people do.

The troops have gathered at Walker Manor and I am glad to see that they invited the pregnant lady to the ice cream party. Everyone is laughing and smiling except Kevin who is hanging out in the pantry. Which is like the closet, but has better provisions and fewer connotations. Scotty goes to pull him out (again) and they are smooching and reminding each other that they can try again next month with the whole baby thing. Justin calls them out of the closet because they are doing another family vote. Everyone says, "Aye!" Ladies and gentlemen, we have a senatorial candidate. Now let's vote: Who cares?

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