Rebecca tracks down Holly at the office to fill her in on the little factoid that her boyfriend is leaving on the next plane to Belize unless she goes and apologizes for working. Holly is confused and then remembers that she is involved with an overgrown teenager and then she is not confused. She tells Rebecca that she asked David for a little time to get things straightened out at Ojai and he couldn't give her that so THAT'S IT! She's done with it, too. Rebecca is putting her therapist on speed dial as she walks out.
Kevin has gone to hide in a corner and Kitty has done a perimeter sweep, turned over tables, and knocked down several mascots and a former prom queen to find him and drag him back out into the middle of the festivities. The fact that Kevin is on the phone means nothing to her. Kevin is getting the bad news from Scotty that the implantation didn't work and Michelle got her period. (I can only imagine that phone call went something like: "Scotty, Michelle. Guess what? I'm totally raggin' it. I know, right? Bummer. Totally. I'm going to go have sex now with my underage boyfriend. Like a lot. Don't tell Kevin." Anyway, Kitty decides not to torture Kevin anymore. Luckily some other worthy contestants try: Kitty's fangirl was so excited to find out about Kevin's surrogacy that she scoured the party until she found another gay man who had twins via surrogacy. Strangely Kevin doesn't feel like talking.
The Senator is still trying to convince Nora that she should support Kitty's senate run, but Nora just won't. She doesn't want Kitty to run. Now that she's admitted it will he please leave her alone? No. Luckily their adoring fans are calling for them and they have to scoot to the dining room. Maybe when The Senator retires he and Nora can open a restaurant like in Roseanne. And then he can die of food poisoning at Nora's hand and disappear from the show and then Kitty will be so pissed that she only makes the occasional guest appearance. Perfect, right?









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