Nora calls Kevin to help her parse the relationship. Kevin, being the resident family gay, has seen every episode of Sex and the City and knows the signs of He's Just Not That Into You. But Nora thinks that psychotherapists are just used to booking things in 45 minute increments, which is ALMOST funny, but mostly sad. Kevin points out that she loves her job and enjoys Carl's friendship, so maybe she should not screw it up by becoming the office whore. Nora is pretty sure that Carl is the dreamiest guy she has ever seen and wants to love him and squeeze him and hold him and keep him and call him George. Kevin tries to get her to call Sarah, because the ladies? They are a mystery to him. Nora won't do it though, because if Sarah buys her radio station then she will be both of their bosses and Nora doesn't want to get in trouble for an interoffice romance or make the company liable for a sexual harassment suit when she corners Carl in the supply closet and forces her tongue down his throat. What? She learned it by watching Justin.

Kevin hangs up, because: GROSS. Also, he is mysteriously working as the lunch host at Scotty's restaurant because despite frequently complaining about having way too much legal work to do, he just wants to be a lunch host. It's a personal dream. No judgment. Justin introduces Kevin to his latest conquest, who is not the same girl he was tonguing in the storage closet. He is so getting herpes.

Sarah just happened to be scrolling through all the previous calls on the caller ID. Not because she is paranoid at all! Luc loves her! She is an attractive older woman with a lot to offer! She has BANGS! Sarah confronts Luc about a name she found: Gabriella Laurent. Who's the slut, Luc? Who's the slut? Luc glowers that it's his mother and she wants to come visit. But she cannot visit. She is not a part of his life and he wants it to stay that way. Sarah pouts that maybe she wants to meet the woman who birthed such a hunk of a man, but Luc declares, "NON!" He wasn't very nice about it, but Sarah just shrugs and goes to answer the phone.