Over at a very large hotel, which is probably very famous, but I haven't dared to set foot in Los Angeles since Andy Dick licked my ear (true story!) and am thus unfamiliar with the landmarks, Scotty and Kevin go to meet Scotty's dad. Scotty is recounting how nice it is to get reacquainted with his dad without his mother's oppressive presence when Kevin spots Wally talking to a hot blonde. Kevin surveys their interaction and announces that OMG they are sleeping together. His dad was a noted philanderer and he knows everything about the subject. Scotty's, like, say wha? And then Wally catches them playing I Spy and he bids farewell to the blonde and says hello to the boys. They are apparently skipping Nora's annual benefit in order to take Wally out for steaks. I have a hard time believing that Nora would just accept Scotty and Kevin bailing on the function. Haven't we seen scenes of her demanding the presence of all her children at everything from Easter egg rolls to a third-cousin's briss to Pasadena's annual real estate festival, so we're supposed to believe that BOTH Scotty AND Kevin can be usurped by Wally's unplanned visit? I think not. Kevin gets a text that sends him into paroxysms of panic: The Senator's meltdown was caught on video and is now on the YouTube. Oh noes! Quick make another Funny Cat video or Drunk Guy Getting Drunker so no one will notice one Republican Senator skewering another. Besides, I thought going viral was every Senator's dream? And have y'all seen Rep. Barney Frank yelling at that townhall teabagger? Awesomeness in a funny looking package. The Senator should be thrilled by this turn of events. And Kevin, as his communications manager, should be too.
Nora has done a lovely job with her event and all the white people are dressed in their finest black tie attire. Kitty realizes that these events used to make her very tense, but now that she is free as a bird she is almost enjoying it.













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