Scotty's dad has a secret life as a superhero. He has another secret, too: He's getting a divorce. Without the presence of Scotty's downer mom, Scotty and his dad have actual fun. Until his dad reveals that he was cheating on his wife for months. Scotty won't suffer no lies. He walks off in a huff, but his dad knows the error is his. He makes a step towards restitution by sending Scotty a comic book that will help buy him a baby.
The Senator's race for governor gets a little more crowded when a far right race baiter enters the primary. The Senator is itching for a fight, but Kevin insists on a Do Not Engage policy. However when the microphones are off, The Senator gives the old racist a truly brilliant and patriotic what for. Unfortunately the entire incident is caught on tape and published on the old YouTube. But The Senator doesn't care. He is proud of what he said, especially because Evan will always know what his dad really thinks about racist old white guys in cheap suits.
Nora has an important benefit, but she is so distracted by Kitty's decision to stop chemo that she walks out of her own planning meeting. Luckily a foxy oncologist follows her out and gets her to sign on as an extra on the Wild Bunch. Nora's newfound potential romance is a younger man with a taste for the road and amazing tolerance for Nora's endless prattling about her kids. The Walkers are all atwitter.
Kitty has found holistic medicine. And she doesn't think of it as complimentary medicine but as a lifestyle choice. She knows she is the only one who can help her (well her, plus a stack of new age books, flaxseed oil, and a bottle of kombucha and heaping helping of positive thought). But positive thought doesn't keep hair on your head and in the middle of Nora's benefit, she discovers her hair is falling out. Nora finds her locked in the bathroom. She doesn't understand why this is happening to her. Nora and Sarah talk her down. In a tear-jerking scene, all the Walkers watch the bathroom door anxiously waiting. Kitty exits the bathroom, head held high and The Senator takes her home. He has her back.
Sarah ditches work (again) to help Kitty work through her trials and tribulations. It involves face masks and wardrobe changes. Also, some talking-behind-the-back, a few tears, and some yelling. But Sarah stands by her sister and when Kitty decides to shave her head, Nora and Sarah are there to compliment her peach fuzz and finely-shaped head.
Rebecca is faking sickness for attention from Dr. Justin. He has managed to squeeze a diagnostic class into his schedule and spends the entire episode running a differential diagnosis that would have made even Dr. House proud while trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with her. It's not cancer; she's pregnant! But she doesn't tell Justin.
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Lazybones Rebecca is snuggled up in bed when Justin gives her a full-body wake up call. She grouses that she has a headache and Justin balks, because they aren't even married yet. Rebecca glares at him and reminds "Dr." Justin that she just had the flu. This does not dampen Justin's er...morning drive, but Rebecca knocks him off of her. Justin sublimates his desire for her into a desire to diagnose her. Apparently freshmen in Justin's magical MD/BA program get to take clinical diagnosis and he is raring to play "Name that Disease." Rebecca is not really interested, but Justin persists and diagnoses her with either Ojai Food Poisoning or Idiopathic Wedding Planitis and then I kick in the screen on my television just to shut him the hell up. Rebecca rolls her eyes and points at the clock and, mercifully, Justin has to get to magic school.
Scotty is shocked to find out that the Evil Empire Bank has reduced their line of credit based on the real estate prices in their neighborhood. Now they don't have enough to pay for the baby! Banks hate gay people! Where are the pitchforks and torches?! Scotty sighingly decides to cater more in order to make up the difference. Kevin points out that they need at least $50,000 and that is a lot of canapés and crudite. And Kevin wants to contribute too, but has no way of getting more work other than pilfering campaign contributions. Since The Senator is still a Republican, Scotty thinks it is a great idea. Kevin laughs, but frankly, Scotty, with Kevin's family history of purloining funds, maybe you shouldn't encourage him. Anyway, The Senator's not half as bad as the new guy in the primary who is a far-right wing conservative who is definitely not gay friendly. Kevin promises to get the money somehow (remember, he does come from a long line of embezzlers) and heads out the door... only to slam it shut when he sees a masked man right outside who is armed and dangerous and charging! Kevin screams for Scotty to call the police! Scotty however isn't really moving, but is staring at the door with his head cocked slightly. He knows that masked man. It's his dad. He's just dressed as a superhero from one of Scotty's beloved childhood comics. Kevin stares at him because unwittingly marrying a role player has got to be unnerving. Kevin shakes his head slowly and unlocks the door. Scotty's dad, Wally, has taken his mask off. Kevin says hello, and Wally, looking sheepish, says hello, too. Scotty gives his dad a big hug, while his dad explains that there is a comic convention in town. He then blurts that Scotty's mom left him. Scotty's jaw drops. I can't say I would stay married to a man who dressed in full costume and flew around the country to comic conventions either. A girl has limits.