The Legion of Dim's black van is parked in an alleyway. The Beta Nerds are in the van, in visual and radio communication with Warren, who's in a wood-paneled bar. Warren's all dressed up in a suit, and his tie tack is a camera that sends a visual feed to the van. Telling Jonathan and Andrew to keep an eye out for the Slayer (in a way that makes me think the Slayer isn't his reason for being in the bar), Warren strolls past a bunch of young people in business clothes, chatting and drinking. In the van, the Beta Nerds share nerd talk about having any "juicy, pulsating" piece of unsuspecting womanhood they want. Cree-pee. Jonathan wants one woman in the bar, and Andrew wants another, but Warren has a specific "target" in mind. He spots his ex-girlfriend Katrina (from the fifth-season episode "I Was Made to Love You"), sitting at the bar, sporting new highlights and a lot more make-up than the last time we saw her. I'll ignore the ensuing "comedy" wherein the Beta Nerds spot a girl with "bazoombas," and instead move right on to Warren sitting down next to Katrina. He gives her a lame line, which she laughs off until she realizes who she's talking to. Then she's disgusted and outraged to see him. He asks if she's still sore "about that thing," and Katrina makes it quite clear that, yes, she is still sore about Warren building himself a robot sex slave which then tried to kill her. Katrina prepares to leave but Warren grabs her arm, claiming he hoped that he and Katrina could "work things out." Katrina is emphatically not interested in this suggestion, so Warren dons his red sunglasses and pulls the cerebral dampener out of his pocket. He sets it off. Katrina looks blankly at him and drones, "I love you Master." "I love you too, baby," smugs Warren.













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