Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Sep: C | 1892 USERS: B-
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Cut to outside. Xander and Dawn are rooting through the car. "Xander," protests Dawn, "my crossbow is not out here. I told you. I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico." Hee! Poor kitty. And I know that some of you have felt some sympathy for Latch ever since I colored her nose blue in a fit of pique during Season Five. Well, I was just sitting here, um, highlighting BritBoy's ear because he was asleep and it was more interesting than watching this episode again. Unfortunately, he woke up. My entire face? Yellow. See what you get when you pick on someone closer to your own size? Jaundice. Screw that. I'll stick to terrorizing those over whom I have a weight advantage. Anyway, I felt that it was my duty to admit to that, since so many of you were outraged on Latch's behalf. Xander asides that he's getting sick of the "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" jokes. "Giles was just having fun with you," reassures Dawn. "That's not the point," insists Xander. He objects to the obviousness of it all. Little late for the writers to start complaining about obvious jokes, don't you think? He blathers on until he and Dawn are standing next to the car. He moves behind her and then holds a cloth to her mouth. She screams and wiggles for just a moment before she loses consciousness and Xander is able to maneuver her into the car.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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