Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Couch Baron: C+ | 1107 USERS: C+
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Cameron sits in the steam room. We get a couple shots of the locker room to establish that something is lurking. He hears a noise, and then we see a shadow approaching the steam room. False alarm -- it's Coach Grey Gut. He tells Cameron, "I think you've had enough," and that he should hit the showers. In the hallway, Xander, complaining about the research, is going to get a drink when Cameron barrels into him. Cameron acts like a jerk, which we already knew, thanks, and Xander gives him shit for the Buffy-beating he took. Cameron: "You're lucky I'm hungry." Wow. That has to be one of the wussiest lines a so-called "bully" has ever uttered in the history of television. What's next? "This isn't over -- I just really have to go to the bathroom"? Xander says that the cafeteria's closed, but Cam smirks that not to him, it isn't, and if 24-hour access to high-school cafeteria food is enough to get this guy to get up at five a.m. for swim practice every day, he's even dumber than he looks. And that's saying a lot.

Cameron enters the cafeteria, but stops and seems to smell something awful. In the hallway, Xander is trying to decide on a soda when he hears a yell. He rushes into the cafeteria, and finds some overturned tables and chairs right by where Cameron was standing. He sniffs the air, then finds another pile of skin, along with the shredded remains of Cameron's clothing. He backs away in horror, then turns around to find the Black Lagoon creature right behind him. The creature roars, and Xander gives a scream even girlier than Jonathan's.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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