Anya and Willow are still at Buffy's, researching. The doorbell rings, and Willow goes to get it. She suggests that it might be Xander but we all know he wouldn't ring the bell; he'd just walk in, since the door's never locked. When Willow opens the door, we see RJ standing on the other side. RJ asks for Buffy, but Willow claims she's not there and tries to shoo RJ away. Anya comes up behind Willow and says in a hushed tone, "No Buffy for you! Leave quickly now." So RJ does. Man, is he dull. Anya whispers that it's good that Dawn and Buffy didn't know RJ was there, and then the theme from A Summer Place starts up again. Anya and Willow get dippy looks on their faces as they watch RJ sashay down the front walk. Quick cut to a few seconds later. Willow protests that Anya doesn't even know RJ, but Anya claims to have "looked into him" and seen his soul. "He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass…" snips Willow. They argue a bit more, and then Buffy and Dawn come downstairs, upset that they have two new rivals for the hand of RJ. Buffy points out to Willow that she's a "gay woman," but Willow claims her love isn't about RJ's "physical presence." "His physical presence has a penis," points out Anya, but Willow is game to "work around it." Dawn whines, and then Buffy wants everyone to calm down. She decides that Willow and Anya must have been affected by the love spell that Dawn is under. Willow proposes that they prove who loves RJ the most. Willow's willing to look beyond RJ's "orientation," and Anya brags that she'd kill for him. "You'd kill for a chocolate bar," snaps Willow. With wide-eyed excitement, Buffy decides that, since "Slayer means kill," she'll take out Principal Wood. Dawn slumps in the background while Willow decides smugly to prove her love "with magic." Anya's skeptical, and sarcastically suggests that Willow use magic to make RJ a girl. Off Willow's delighted expression, Anya realizes she's given Willow a great idea. Buffy, Anya, and Willow race off to prove their love, leaving a depressed Dawn paralyzed with sadness. Buffy takes an extra moment to point out that Dawn will never get RJ.