A red convertible BMW drives down a sunny street. Giles is driving and telling Buffy that Riley most likely understands her need to train. As he talks, a hand darts from the back seat to change the radio station, and Giles interrupts himself to chide Dawn to "stop fiddling with the radio and sit down!" Dawn voice-overs that Giles doesn't seem to like her much, most likely because (and here I predict to myself: "old") he's old. Like, ha ha. Not. Buffy looks over a list and inquires if any of the books on it "come on tape." Giles asks if she's truly committed, and Buffy replies she was just kidding, which was pretty damn obvious. Did that stick up your butt come with the car, Giles? The car makes a grinding noise; apparently Giles is used to a standard transmission and has put the car into neutral. He complains about it, and Buffy asks, "Giles, are you breaking up with your car?" "Well, it did seduce me -- all red and sporty," protests Giles, to which Buffy replies, "Little two-door tramp!" Then Buffy refers to Giles's car choice as "shallow," and he attempts to tell her that she needs to treat him with respect since he is again her Watcher. Honestly, what has Giles been smoking in all his lonely hours? Buffy has never respected him! She's not going to start now. But we all know she truly loves him. Awww, group hug. Ahem, back to the snark.













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