Willow enters Oz's former room and flicks on a light. As the camera pans around it, we find that it's empty except for the mattresses and a big TV. I'll take that TV if it's all right with everyone. Cut to the World's Largest Dorm Room with Willow -- in a cute pair of plaid pajamas -- crying on her bed as she talks to Buffy. We learn that Oz has sent for his stuff. Willow tearfully says, "I feel like I've been split down the center and half of me is lost." Cut to a concerned-looking Buffy in a blue tank top, saying, "I know. It feels like that now." "Oz is gone," Willow finishes mournfully, and thank god we switch to an overhead shot of Sunnydale because I was about to lose it myself there. ["Come back, Oz, come back." -- Ace and Sars]

We're back in the bathroom at Fort Giles. We have an overhead shot of Spike straining to reach the television but he can't quite make it. Why the hell does Giles have a TV in his bathroom? Maybe they are being a little too nice to Spike. Next time I'm captured by my enemies, remind me to insist on having cable. "Come on now. It's telly time!" shouts Spike. Giles is leaving a message on Willow and Buffy's machine, wondering about their missed appointment. Spike shouts from the bathroom that "Passions is on. Timmy's down the bloody well and if you make me miss it I'll --" "You'll what?" interrupts Giles, "lick me to death?" Hee hee. He continues his message, saying that they'd better try that spell soon because, "among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone." Hey, Giles, are you and Xander having a fight? Oh, and speak for yourself, because I'd much rather shower with Spike.