Tool hams up an incantation over a grave. He says, "The blood of the earth shall restore him," and cuts his hand open. Well, he's got the brainpower of a bag of loam, so I guess this makes sense. The blood drips on the grave. I find it hard to believe that a dead guy's blood would suffice for this ritual, but I'm probably over-thinking it. Some meathead in a letterman's jacket ["which I believe he also wore as a regular guest star on 90210" -- Sars] crawls out from the ground. He was buried in a letterman's jacket? That's just hopelessly pathetic. It's also so Kurt and Ram in Heathers. I guess I just repeated myself. Meathead's face is somewhat rotted. He and Tool embrace. BG, whose face has been completely expressionless up to this point, picks this moment to scream and run away. Xander: "I'll call you!" Don't you dare, Zeppo Boy. Meathead gives Tool props for raising him. They actually bump chests. These guys are about as hip as a Hootie and the Blowfish tribute band. Xander says that maybe he should go, but Tool introduces him to Meathead as their "wheel man." Meathead says they have to get the other guys, and Tool agrees. Meathead asks how long he's been dead. Tool: "Eight months. I had to wait until the stars aligned." Meathead asks if Tool has been taping Walker: Texas Ranger for him. Okay -- ha! Meathead says they're going to party, and that it'll be a "night to remember." And here I am, already trying to forget it.













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