Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Ace: C | 1053 USERS: B-
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Willow needs to spank her inner moppet

Willow approaches Warren, who has the gall or presence of non-mind to tell her that she's "really asking for it," and furthermore, he's going to make her "beg to go join [her] little girlfriend." For some reason not at all discernable to any kind of logic we employ on this planet, this makes Willow realize that Tara wasn't the first person that Warren has murdered. Warren tries to play dumb. Of course, that's not really a stretch for a guy who has just seen the enraged lover of the girl he shot pull an axe out of her own back and still thinks that he has any chance of making it to sunrise. Willow spits, "Reveal!" and lo, there is a vision of Katrina. Who serves no purpose whatsoever, although I am happy to see her (even dead and wearing gray lipstick) because she's a cool chica. Katrina does make Warren a little uncomfortable, and he finally flips out when she asks him, "How could you say you loved me and then do that to me?" Survey says! "Because you deserved it, bitch." Five! Five magnificent uses of the word "bitch" for our "Bitch" Counter. Anyway, Warren obviously has woman issues. Which I'm not going to go into, because they bore me. God, this scene, which by all rights should be electric, leaves me somnolent. Willow? Monotone is not synonymous with eeeevil. Warren? You are tied up and at the mercy of a very powerful witch whose girlfriend you accidentally killed in an attempt to kill her best friend. Have the decency to ACT like you might be a little frightened. And no, bouncing up and down like the soles of your shoes are made from recycled super-balls does NOT qualify.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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