Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Sep: C+ | 1292 USERS: B
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Domo arigato, Buffy Roboto

At this point, the actual Buffy arrives, and after a throwaway line about the vision quest, Xander starts in. Willow interrupts him to say that they shouldn't blame Buffy. "There's blame now?" queries Buffy. Willow says that there's "only love. And some fear." Anya breaks in with a blunt, "We're just kinda thrown by the you having sex with Spike." And thank god, because the sooner we get this little stupid sitcom trick resolved, the sooner this episode will end and I can get on with my life and forget that it ever happened. Buffy sputters in disbelief, while Anya terms it denial, which "usually comes before anger." "I am NOT having sex with Spike!" Buffy hollers. "Anger," decrees Anya. Hee! C'mon, entertain me some more. Xander tells her that she's not being judged, and in fact this whole thing is somewhat understandable, as Spike is "strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well-muscled." "I am not having sex with Spike," reiterates Buffy. "But I'm starting to think that you might be." Hee! Nick's expressive half-laugh at this is really quite priceless. Xander tells her that he and Anya saw Buffy straddling Spike. Cue Buffybot: "Spike's mine! Who's straddling Spike?" Suddenly All Is Clear. "Oh my god," sighs Buffy. "Say! Look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty," gurgles the 'bot conspiratorially to Buffy. Everyone shocked and astounded. Xander, hearkening back to "The Replacement," announces, "Hey, I know this! They're both Buffy." "No," Buffy corrects him, "She's a robot," and gets pissed that the gang didn't figure that out on their own. As am I, since they deemed April a robot in 7.2 seconds without having the advantage of knowing her for five years. The gang realizes why Spike had the Buffybot built, and everyone is suitably disgusted. "People! Friends of mine!" breaks in the Buffybot. She reminds them that Glory captured Spike, and Buffy suddenly turns grim as she recalls that Spike knows Dawn's true nature. She tells everyone that they're moving out, but Willow reminds her that they don't know where "out" is. Buffy has an idea of where to start looking.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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