Michael: "Like a dad! I keep making the same joke!"
Michelle: "I wish you guys really were my parents. Then you'd stop making kinky jokes about our kinky threesome, or else you'd go to jail."
Carl: "I brought you celery tonic. I remember you like that, from an offhand conversation a few years ago. Hey, did you look at that video of Sasha and Jordan?"
Boo: "It made me feel small."
He's wearing a tuxedo T-shirt and she's wearing a brilliant flowy Ginger dress. They look wonderful. He is very annoying for a good long time, and they finally dance. He dips her...
Boo: "So when did I say I like celery tonic? Was I injured in some way?"
Carl: "It was with Ginny. End of the school year, as I recall. Pink shoes."
Boo: "I still have those shoes."
Carl: "Check again. I make love to those shoes nightly with my whole tongue."
Digger: "Hey Michelle, just calling to say I cut the joke you didn't laugh at during the play. And now it makes sense as a play, instead of just being random bizarre scenes strung together by a drunk lady."
Michelle: "Perhaps I am a dramaturge in reality."
Digger: "Want to come to LA and have dinner and see a play and whatever?"
Michelle: "Yeah, I guess it's... when were the Joffrey auditions? Yeah, my husband's dead body has been cold long enough. You're on."
BACK OF HOUSE
They watch tonight's shows and bitch about it and also Michelle gives him lots of notes, but it's okay because they are in synch. Digger still basically looks like Digger, but not entirely.
IN BED AT A HOTEL
Aprés-sex, they discuss how Chris Eigeman was once an actor that was never on Law & Order. They are... fantastic. Realest, bestest scene maybe ever of the show.
Michelle: "I was in a maxi-pad commercial. It has wings! I said it after a somersault."
Digger: "This is pretty great."
Michelle: "I haven't done this in a while."
Digger: "Fucked a director?"
Michelle: "Fucked anybody. Not since my..."
(She bursts into tears! Weird panic attack!)
Digger: "Oh, this was going so well..."
Michelle: "I know, this is unanticipated."
Digger: "How can I reverse it? It's got wings!"